Just Some Guy

he/they|19|fine arts major (loser)|

[probuccalfat]

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

[probuccalfat]

i’m this exact post. all this just to fuck women.

[probuccalfat]

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

[probuccalfat]

fellas, is it queer assimilation to be a person of colour that doesn’t connect with the white consumerist queer identity?

[catboybiologist]

Being gay is when you buy rainbows and pastels and the more rainbows and pastels you buy the more gay you are

[rederiswrites]

Look, it's simple. If a person has to actively work to make money, they're not "the rich" and they're not the problem. A surgeon making $200k a year still stops making money if they stop showing up to do surgery, because they're still selling their labor. The radical discrepancies in how we value different skills are certainly a problem, but the guy who makes money when he doesn't even get out of bed is the one making money on the value of other people's labor.

[wherelibertydwells]

[whaleiumsharkspeare]

Normalize still living with your parents in your twenties (as long as you have a good relationship with them) because it’s legitimately hard to live on your own anymore and you shouldn’t have to feel embarrassed or looked down upon in society because living at home is a more affordable option

[peachyspolitics]

We shouldn't be normalising that. We should be recognising that that situation should never happen and think about all the reasons that it is happening, and fix them

[moniquill]

You know that we can work on fixing the economy AND normalize intergenerational households, right?

People who choose to continue living with their parents into their twenties and beyond should not be mocked or derided; it has been the norm for most of humankind worldwide for most of history. The idea that you must leave honey at 18 is very modern and specific to the US and parts of Europe.

[onelonelystory]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

[foxpost-generator]

@voidmenace thank you! I forget to mention it much. I have been a girl for 17 months now, it’s the best and most clearly correct decision I have ever made.

[foxpost-generator]

I really need a feminised edit of Wimdy Fox but… I don’t think foxes have any visible secondary sex characteristics. Hmm.

[small-witch-big-hat]

[foxpost-generator]

oh fuck yes

[bippus]

It was implicatively Jesus Christ dying that made the world gay as fuck

[selfclitical]

[bippus]

Come the fuck on

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[whoremonertherapy]

That one lady on the news who was saying Epstein wasn’t a monster because he never raped someone under 10- I do hate to report that being raped at 5 sucked just as much as being raped at 16.

[absyyynth]

i just have to know what happened to the ui/ux designers at firaxis between civ6 and civ7

[absyyynth]

what the fuck

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

do you think that when the big arm on the trash truck aggressively grabs the trash can on the curb and dumps it into the truck that it's like a little sexual for the trash can

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

brother why would i want twice as many people to see this

[portraitoftheoddity]

choke me harder, daddy.

[mikkeneko]

[pukicho]

The 867 rotting asks in your askbox because they all fucking suck:

"867 rotting asks"

[dogpuppy]

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[finnegeanscake]

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

[dionysiaproductions]

You don't hear from the field workers because they aren't "posting"

They're serfing the internet

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

[sonbr]

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

[aethersea]

how dare you say we surf on the poor

[one-time-i-dreamt]

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

[red-mercer]

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

[sreegs]

Yahoo thought Tumblr would be the next PDF

Yahoo’s grand plan for Tumblr was to turn it into a “next-generation PDF”

They didn't really get it.

[noctumsolis]

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

[sreegs]

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

[virdigrishammer]

you left out the best part of that article. the poor yahoo emplyees at those meetings were just as confused as the rest of us.

[spoekelse]

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