every ugly racist bully i went to elementary school with is still ugly and completely failed at life like wow this is hilarious
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every ugly racist bully i went to elementary school with is still ugly and completely failed at life like wow this is hilarious
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what i learned in history today
The United States and Great Britain supported Ayatollah Khomeini and the Islamic Republic of Iran in 1979 against the previous secular Persian monarchy. They supported a coup overthrowing the shah and replacing power with a religious fundamentalist due to the containment policy in place at the time all because the Soviet Union occupied Iran and they feared it becoming a communist power. Before, Iran was secular and the citizens had freedom, but with the Islamic Republic of Iran came the “crazy, backwards terrorists.” Without thinking of the consequences America and Great Britain are solely responsible for changing the Middle East from a place of oil and wealth to a place of religious fundamentalism and terrorism. The point here is that America and Great Britain, the “great emancipators of terrorism and leaders of democracy” FUNDED the terrorism and problems we see in the Middle East today in the 1980′s.
Party revenge on high school bullies
So, my mom is pretty freaking badass. She told med the story of her high school bullies, and how she beat them at their own game.
So, she was around 16, getting bullied at school pretty much every day. The “cool kids” where mean to her because she got better grades, and because she was short (???) and lots of small, childish things. And so, one night she decided to get them back.
She had a boyfriend at the time, that was a bit older and they had decided to throw a party together. They planned it out and invited all of their friends. It was very fancy, (his friends from uni came and it was black tie) and when she invited her friends in school, her bullies heard of it. And so she said, “if you’re interested, you can come.” You know, to be nice. For some reason they said yes, but she didn’t tell them about the dress code.
So when the night of the party rolls around, her and her boyfriends friends get there, and starts drinking champagne.
This is when there’s a knock on the door, and the bullies are outside. She opens the door, with her (tall, dark and handsome, older) boyfriend next to her, in a long glitter dress, him in a tuxedo, with a glass of champagne. They think it’s just a normal party, so they are wearing jeans and tshirts with beer in some plastic bags.
She looks at them, and says “oh, I guess you misunderstood what my parties are like.” And slams the door in their faces. Right after, well knowing the window is open, her boyfriend says: “ I thought you said they where cool? Who shows up to a party wearing jeans?” With the most spiteful voice.
Next day of school, everyone was talking about the party.
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Watch: Comedian Adam Conover just obliterated every stereotype about millennials in one presentation.
Dear Diary,
I started going on tumblr again after several days with little activity. There is a frog on a unicycle now. He is not the smiling frog or the frog sipping tea. He is a new frog. Every day is a new gift.
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What happened to aljeerian?
We both dropped off the face of the planet.
Actually her new blog is @badouin :)