dogs should vote @n1co - Tumblr Blog

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

banchie

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seren-starlight

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

bearie

kittens conversation:

hey we are all really small do you want to sleep in a pile

other kittens: yeah

aropride

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026

wosp-reactivated

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

#not working a regular schedule does miracles for not dreading mondays

sacred-portal

i miss posting on tumblr.com

yellbug

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

that's not for kitties

kitties can't use that

i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.

heh... no way... that's not for kitties

huh? kitties can't use that...

kitties won't be able to use that

briargeese

A fresh snowfall and recent meal means the geese are ready to bath and they head off into the deep snow to play.

grimmscythe

Reblog to cast heal on prev

xargon

me: yeah so a few years ago someone invented infinite scrolling and really it was a terrible idea

the elf I just hooked up with, taking the lavender and honeysuckle lollipop from their mouth: An infinite scroll... most elfmaidens learn to enchant a scroll to never end before they're a mere 300 years old. It saves on paper.

me: oh see that's just writing, with social media it's really bad, it just leads to people doomscrolling all day

the elf I just hooked up with, spluttering and panicked: The Doomscroll! Be silent human, thou shoulds't not speak the name of that fell parchment

me: oh so you get it