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flynn | 25 | he/they | 

[gryffon]

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[maykitz]

okay but why is he even called mr beast

[red-mercer]

He's the Antichrist

[maykitz]

[crazy-brazilian]

[tax--payer]

[freakvampiresex]

its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[tatzelwurming]

who wanna go bowling 🎳

[anphivenas]

like, with the pins and all ? And the polyester / urethane balls ? Oh god I'm getting stressed

[tatzelwurming]

breathe. relax. breathe again. take my hand….

[anphivenas]

Wew, okay... Im breathing ..... how do you do this ? with the pins and everything? How are you not frightened like me? What if i miss the pins? What if they make fun of my custom danny phantom ball, the one i made just for tonight ... so many things could go wrong ...... aeough ....

[tatzelwurming]

Just keep listening to my voice. it’s gonna be ok.

[anphivenas]

*Breathing ,closed eyes .... *. ok .... Ok ... I "ve got this ....

......(rolls ball .).........

[tatzelwurming]

it’s a strike!!!!! you did it!!!

[anphivenas]

AAoau aAoooou Aouuuuu Aouuu , AOGHHH OGHHHH

[anphivenas]

DID IT !!!!!!!!!! IM SO SO SO HAPPY !!!!

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[mayothompson]

[pookam]

I TRIED TO CONVERT A NON-FUNCTIONING VIDEO IN VEGAS AND IT FUCKED UP

[ferronnuff]

what the wasp in the corner of my room sees in its final moments

[capacity2]

I literally hate every job in the world. I don’t want them. I don’t want ANY of them!

[fencehopping]

Melting aluminum with an electromagnet.

[the-stray-liger]

I’m laughing it starts like a magical girl transformation and then it just goes splort

[tentacleteapot]

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[chongoblog]

Or woman! We don’t know….

for sure

[saltedume]

scared of the world

[girlballs-archive]

the anxious grasshopper

[elbiotipo]

I think one big reason why we don't consider the stars as important as before (not even pop-astrology anymore cares about the stars or the sky on itself, just the signs deprived of context) is because of light pollution.

For most of human history the sky looked between 1-3, 4 at most. And then all of a sudden with electrification it was gone (I'm lucky if I get 6 in my small city). The first time I saw the Milky Way fully as a kid was a spiritual experience, I was almost scared on how BRIGHT it was, it felt like someone was looking back at me. You don't get that at all with modern light pollution.

When most people talk about stargazing nowadays they think about watching about a couple of bright dots. The stars are really, really not like that. The unpolluted night sky is a festival of fireworks. There is nothing like it.

[ayy-junipei]

Yarn holder

[ayy-junipei]

The slurperrr...