the watery bit when you don't shake the mustard

Oh fuck I'm old Corvin on AO3

[thatbuddie]

“omg why is no one talking about—”

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[stonesense]

i was just thinking about villainquisition and i was like, if i had the inquisition antagonists seek out dragons to kill them for sport, bearing in mind that these are the magical creatures who famously just recently returned to the world from extinction from being killed for sport too much, and then they also had josephine put the dragon corpses on display for nobles’ enjoyment and support, i would be like, “harker that’s too on the nose. you have to represent that these people are the enemies of not just magic but of all hope this world has of recovery from its history of violence in a more subtle way.”

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[sniperct]

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

[missbeckywrites]

[charnamefic]

[kirikomamura]

[alysmond]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022–)

[rothmansblues]

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[phoub]

ITS THIS THING TUESDAY

[the-quasar-hero]

Assign an aspect of nature to prev

Waves at the beach

Rushing breeze through leaves

A crack of thunder

Flow of a river

The shine of a gem

Dancing embers of a flame

Torrential rain

Slow falling snow

An emerald sea of grass

Austere cliffside

A maze of roots

The endless oceans

Remaining time: 3 days 7 hours

[babyanimalgifs]

Little fish eats his foods 

(Source)

[bunigojade]

[aflo]

this is so sad he doesn’t even know there’s a double barreled shotgun pointed at him

[identifying-fish-in-posts]

Pacific spiny lumpsucker (Eumicrotremus orbis)

[duke-of-fire]

[splickedylit]

His Foods :) 👍

[rookfest]

Rookfest Returns

It's been a while Dweller, but fear not, Rookfest will return.

November 1st - November 7th

If you have dreams or ideas to share, the Lighthouse will listen: https://forms.gle/417nGQjinRko2HWBA

[copperbadge]

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

[vergess]

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

[landsccape]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me