He Must Be a Secret Agent

He does it for his country. He does it to protect you. He must be a secret agent.

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He only calls me late at night

That's because it's 6 AM in London, and he's just getting started on today's covert operation.

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When he tells me to stay home all weekend because my personal safety could be jeopardized

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myfriendsaremarried:

I hate Threat Level Orange.

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How I feel when I'm around his secret agent friends.

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He and his friends are always talking in some secret code about grenades, and I never understand what they're saying.

Classified stuff for sure!

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My boyfriend was on the phone at the same time as this guy, who looks important.    Pretty sure they were talking to each other.  Probably planning an invasion of North Korea.

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When my girlfriend tries to tell me that my man is lying about being a secret agent

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She still doesn't get it.

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He disappeared for 4 days during Mardi Gras 2003

Mardi Gras 2003 = March 4, 2003

Invasion of Iraq = March 19, 2003

Coincidence?  I think not.  He's definitely a secret agent.

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Found this picture of a nightclub in Paris on his phone.  He runs in the most elite international circles.  Because he's a secret agent. 

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Someone named "Wife" keeps calling his cell phone

Hey, it's okay:  that's just what he jokingly calls his Station Chief in Brussels.

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When I'm trying to explain his strange behavior to my BFF

She just doesn't understand how hard it is to have a boyfriend who's always away on secret missions.

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When you talk about drama at your non-classified job

He says:

Just face it:  nothing you can say will compare to a top secret national security operation.

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He always wants to hook up in the kitchen with all the lights on.

He's protecting you from assassins, duh!!  He needs the light to see, and the kitchen is where he keeps all the good knives.

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Don't worry, you're the only one.

Actually, you're the only one in North America.  

Okay, if we're getting technical, you're the only one in the United States of America. 

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I love it when he brings his AK home with him.

Can I touch it?

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When you and your man are having a political discussion

You say the US gives too much foreign aid to Africa.  And then he's all like:

He is SO SMART!  Clearly a secret agent. 

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When you meet his Russian friend Nikolai

Those KGB guys are total creepers.

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He had a 3 AM flight to Cairo, so he called for a cab to pick me up at his place.  

What a gentleman!

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I felt the concealed weapon he carries in his pocket.

That's quite a large firearm.  Definitely a secret agent.