YAZZZ

*Heavy Breathing*

[mustfindusername]

Me: "Don't show your ass kid. Don't say ass either!" Step daughter: "You don't say ass!" Then she runs away laughing....

[meldee]

“Circle softs”

“Dishy squishers”

“Spongie toughies”

Target what the sweet hell????

[torios]

[bigmamagumbo-deactivated2017021]

PUFFY FLUFFS

[estradoll]

Did their marketing department hire Aziz Ansari?

[angelus80]

Yes.

[that-stupid-tardis-sound-deacti]

words i use in every sentence:

no

stop

dude

literally

like

seriously

fuck

[the-amity-affucktion]

That’s a sentence right there

[unfortunatelyonlyhuman-deactiva]

Forwards and backwards

[gaeans]

You can rearrange them in any order and it’ll be a sentence

[hipster-trichster]

ladies and gentlemen the extensive vocabulary of tumblr

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[megablaziken]

throwback to me in high school

[megablaziken]

[megacharizardxxx]

this is the greatest comment i have ever seen

[hechodeoro-deactivated20180924]

[deathbedscene-archive]

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

[andrewbreitel]

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit

[i-ll-be-mother-blog]

Is Robert Downey Jr’s facebook even real?

[uglyassprettyboy]

At niiiight I think of youuuuu

[uglyassprettyboy]

I waaaant to be yo lady babayyyy

[allbeautynobooty]

If your game is on gimme a call boo

[his-liquid-poetry]

If your love is strong I’ll give it all to you

[jjsinterlude]

At night, I think of yoooooouuuuu

[jayayyenneee-deactivated2019103]

I want to be your lady, babaaay!

[reauxworld]

If your game is on, gimme a call boooooo

[triniboi]

If your love is strong, gonna give my all to youuuu !!!

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

Fuck it up Tina!

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

[pollutioner-deactivated20160912]

sword

[57850460-deactivated20160526]

blocked

[mustfindusername]

I don't care how much of a terrible picture this is. This man holds my heart. He treats it with so much respect and cherishes me. I really care for him.

[noctisia]

[supernaturalapocalypse]

I’VE REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES TODAY

[tastefullyoffensive]

[hofessorx]

All I can think of is that tweet about how we aren’t a species designed to last

[mustfindusername]

I want to try this. I need to try this

[rszim7321]

[lalucylula]

done

[mustfindusername]

It's true....