the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

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@muted-honey
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
There is,,, a lobster. On the way
There is a lobster somewhere in the facility but we don’t know where
This is not a joke btw I was supposed to receive and acclimate a lobster today but I waited around in the lobby for an hour before finding out that the Lobster Deliverer went around back and gave the lobster to the aquarist and he went out on a diving trip without telling anyone where he put the lobster. There is literally a lobster here somewhere and we can’t find it. Lobster location unknown.
Update he put it in one of the lobster traps tied to the pier. Which is fine, that’s where it was gonna go anyway until we set up its display, but I would’ve preferred to acclimate it before plopping it into the ocean. But the hooligan has been contained. There will be no surprise lobster attacks today.
Update 2 here is Thee Lobster
Oh my god happy anniversary to that time we misplaced Neptune!!!!
tumblr users will be like “i’ll be the first to admit i didn’t read anything you said, but here’s my take on it:”
ᴛᴏᴍᴏʏᴀ ɴᴀᴋᴀɢᴀᴡᴀ@tomonyan55
Thinking of Her
the football analysis we all need
People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.
CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks
nightjars are so fucken weird dude
WHY THE FUCK IT LOOK LIKE THAT
@swaggy-phrogge-boi while naamahdarling has put an actual nightjar, the top one (which is not technically in the night-jar family the way i thought it was, altho it is closely related to them) is a tawny frogmouth, and, to answer your question
it look like that so it can pretend to be stumpy stick
proper nightjar's are just as weird, mostly because of their freakass mouth, which looks cool (and tiny) when closed
but then they open their mouth and
my favorite nightjar is the great eared nightjar, because it looks like it was created by the art team from How to Train Your Dragon
but they also have the weird mouth that looks tiny but hinges back to under their eyeballs
nightjars basically fill the same eco niche as owls, they are nocturnal (hence their weird huge dark eyes) and they rely on hearing a lot for hunting
illustrated a comic (written by Sarah Alvira of City College of New York's LGBTQ Resource Center) on a figure everyone should know of: Marsha P. Johnson 💐 this was a short & sweet piece, but I highly recommend reading Tourmaline's incredible book for more on Marsha & her underrepresented and wildly underappreciated trailblazing peers continue to have on the rights & freedoms we enjoy today.
a reminder to always celebrate, support & protect our trans ancestors, neighbors and loved ones… the s*xworkers holding it down… and the champions for the unhoused, unfed, and unjustly treated... most especially the black and brown trans women who often are at the intersections of alla that.
lastly, if you’re in NY I hear that THEEE Stonewall Inn (now turned museum) has free copies in english y español for your home library
bless, & happy pride <3
i fucking love when halloween music is just surf rock with a ghoul laughing in the background
public defenders get behind me. i’ll defend you this time
“so you like criminals?” I LIKE THE RIGHT TO A FAIR TRIAL.
It feels cool to be "in" on celebrity gossip before anyone else. I ran into Californian Condor V9 and looked her up on the condor lookup website. It says her current mate is dead and she has no kids but I saw her with a new man AND a juvenile.
I genuinely love when a story makes up its own fable and then has current events within the story explicitly parallel the in-universe fable. The story I made up is just like the story I made up 🤯
dont trace reference images. dont even LOOK at reference images. in fact, don't ever look at anything that exists in the world, in person or in photos or in videos, even when you're not drawing, because you will still be able to use the memories of what something looks like as a reference when you're drawing it later. yes that includes yourself. destroy all the mirrors in your house. don't look down at your hands or feet. don't look. close your eyes. close them tight. forget everything. it's okay, embrace the darkness. just forget.
i feel like youre faking being trans and are actually a cis girl
??? ive posted my penis?
I DID NOT PLAGIARIZE MY PENIS????