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Indie, Selective & private Ask/Rp blog for Kai Muto (Aka Canon-Divergent Yugi Muto)! Multiship, Multiverse. Crossover/OC Friendly. {Loved by Cas~Mun}

[mutogameandretail]

@kneel-to-seto-kaiba From X

"...Call me Yugi again and you're going to have all three of those dildos shoved so far up your ass you'll be tasting rubber for a month, dragon-fucker."

Kai was absolutely not happy about being called that old name, especially by Kaiba. That was someone he really did not enjoy being around at the best of times, but now he was fully pissed.

"I don't duel anymore so unless you plan on feeding me or fucking me, I'm not going anywhere near your hellscape of a building."

[mutogameandretail]

"...Ew. No. The day I need a favor from you is the day the pharaoh comes back from the dead, that's not gonna happen."

Kai scoffed a little, wrinkling his nose in disgust.

"I'm just coming to drop something off. It's something my grandfather wanted me to give you, he asked me right before he passed."

[mutogameandretail]

"I own a sex store, the day we're professional is the day we turn into a dickless wonder." Kai scoffed back, though it seemed to be purely out of amusement.

"Yeah, well...Being drugged in a bar plus ten guys in an alleyway will change you, that's for sure. In my case, anyway. So then, now that we have all of that out of the way, did you make a private appointment just for a look-see or is there something specific you're looking for? We do also make custom orders."

[rosetintedduelist]

"Well, you certainly have a way with words." But it came with the territory, Siegfried supposed. He walked into a sex store after all, not a gala.

Kai's next sentence made him audibly gasp though. "Drugged?! I... you do know that's not..." Appropriate? Polite? Legal? All of the above? His upbringing in prim and proper society left him unprepared and without words for a conversation like this. Better for his brain, it left him unable to connect the dots: he assumed Kai was on the receiving end of physical violence, not sexual.

"Perhaps it's not my place to ask as a customer, but you have informed the police, ja?"

Obviously, that was the sensible and proper thing to do in such a situation, or so Siegfried assumed.

"We can resume talking business in a moment, but what you've said is concerning. It's not.... casual conversation, I hope you know that." Still, Siegfried was assuming Kai was beat up, and not worse.

[mutogameandretail]

Oh. Someone actually cared about that? Well, that was a surprise, especially considering who he was talking to. He'd always assumed Siegfried would be of a similar mindset to a certain dickhead brunette he happened to know.

"Uh....I mean yeah, but they didn't do anything about it. Besides, it was like six years ago and without that experience, I wouldn't have a sex shop for you to come into so....Whatever, it worked out in the end."

He wasn't quite sure how to respond to that level of concern, so he decided to try and move past it instead. Knowing someone cared so much and that someone barely knew him felt weird and uncomfortable.

"But that's not what you came here to talk about, so let's put a pin in that one, shall we?"

[mutogameandretail]

@kneel-to-seto-kaiba From X

"...Call me Yugi again and you're going to have all three of those dildos shoved so far up your ass you'll be tasting rubber for a month, dragon-fucker."

Kai was absolutely not happy about being called that old name, especially by Kaiba. That was someone he really did not enjoy being around at the best of times, but now he was fully pissed.

"I don't duel anymore so unless you plan on feeding me or fucking me, I'm not going anywhere near your hellscape of a building."

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

“You are not fooling anyone. And you’re not scaring me with your disgusting threats either, Yugi Muto!”

One of the suits attempts to couple Yugi’s wrists behind his back, as Roland wipes his face and forehead with an already damp cloth.

[mutogameandretail]

"My name is Kai, you fucking dipstick."

And the second he felt anyone behind him, out of the way he ducked. Kai was small, but he was also very quick, and that was a fact that he always used to his advantage.

"No wonder everyone calls you a pretentious dickhead, get a better fucking haircut! I'm surprised anyone can stand to be around someone with hair that makes their head look like the tip of a penis, guess it matches the way you act!"

And for the unfortunate suit that had attempted to cuff him in the first place....It seemed they had forgotten that Kai was right at crotch-punching level...And they were finding that one out the hard way.

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

“Hah! Why would you change your name to Kai? Is it because you know you don’t deserve to assume my whole name…?”

The suit doubled over at the punch, groaning.

[mutogameandretail]

"...I hate you."

Kai finally decided to relent, instead moving to follow the man the second the suit doubled over. He didn't take too kindly to anyone grabbing him unannounced...In any situation other than the bedroom, anyway. That and arguing with a man that had enough stubborn pride to choke a dinosaur was pretty well pointless.

"I did actually have a real purpose for coming here. The dildos were just my version of a greeting."

[mutogameandretail]

@kneel-to-seto-kaiba From X

"...Call me Yugi again and you're going to have all three of those dildos shoved so far up your ass you'll be tasting rubber for a month, dragon-fucker."

Kai was absolutely not happy about being called that old name, especially by Kaiba. That was someone he really did not enjoy being around at the best of times, but now he was fully pissed.

"I don't duel anymore so unless you plan on feeding me or fucking me, I'm not going anywhere near your hellscape of a building."

[kneel-to-seto-kaiba]

“You are not fooling anyone. And you’re not scaring me with your disgusting threats either, Yugi Muto!”

One of the suits attempts to couple Yugi’s wrists behind his back, as Roland wipes his face and forehead with an already damp cloth.

[mutogameandretail]

"My name is Kai, you fucking dipstick."

And the second he felt anyone behind him, out of the way he ducked. Kai was small, but he was also very quick, and that was a fact that he always used to his advantage.

"No wonder everyone calls you a pretentious dickhead, get a better fucking haircut! I'm surprised anyone can stand to be around someone with hair that makes their head look like the tip of a penis, guess it matches the way you act!"

And for the unfortunate suit that had attempted to cuff him in the first place....It seemed they had forgotten that Kai was right at crotch-punching level...And they were finding that one out the hard way.

[mutogameandretail]

@kneel-to-seto-kaiba From X

"...Call me Yugi again and you're going to have all three of those dildos shoved so far up your ass you'll be tasting rubber for a month, dragon-fucker."

Kai was absolutely not happy about being called that old name, especially by Kaiba. That was someone he really did not enjoy being around at the best of times, but now he was fully pissed.

"I don't duel anymore so unless you plan on feeding me or fucking me, I'm not going anywhere near your hellscape of a building."

[rosetintedduelist]

There is a very large BEWD themed dildo being yeeted at Siegfried's head. As well as a very large penis-shaped pool noodle to follow. Fight him, you bougee bitch--

The flared tip of the diamond dust-colored fake phallus hit him smack in the right eye, sending him back a few steps as he put a hand to his face.

"What the fu-"

The penis-shaped pool noodle hit him square in the chest next. It was much softer than the aforementioned silicone, but still rattled him. What the actual fuck. Both dicks now lay on the ground, lewd weapons offered to him by a smirking enemy. Something broke in Siegfried at the sight, the absurdity of it all.

"Oh, you think I'm above this?! I'll DESTROY you!!"

And so, Siegfried von Schroeder, CEO of Schroeder Corporation, began chasing the King of Games around the duelist's own sex store, Blue Eyes White Dragon dildo as his weapon of choice.

[mutogameandretail]

"Not if you can't catch me first, pretty boy!!"

Kai might be small, but his short little legs allowed him to scuttle like a cockroach at a surprisingly fast speed. He was small enough to dodge under shelves, around clothing racks, anything really.

If Siegfried wanted to catch him, he'd have to figure out a way to outsmart him...But not before Kai was turning around and taking a playful swipe at the man with the pool noodle he still held.

[mutogameandretail]

what made you like this

"Ten guys in an alleyway and a roofied cocktail--. That was a fun first sexual experience. Threw me right off the deep end from the get-go."

[lovelybunchof--roses]

“He clearly didn’t do a great job at it… if he had, maybe he would have fucked the brattiness out of you.” Atem holy fuck—

[mutogameandretail]

"Considering he likes me bratty, I don't think he was trying to~. If anything he fucked more brattiness into me."

You forget...You're toying with someone who quite literally fucked a death god and lived to tell the tale.

"Hmm...Maybe Yami Malik or Yami Bakura could get the job done though~."

[mutogameandretail]

"EXCUSE THE FUCK OUT OF YOU!"

"I am THE sex deviant little whore. Get it right, you stupid fuck."

[mutogameandretail]

"Yeah, but does yours have a ten-speed vibration setting with rotating parts? I don't think so~."

@legendary-knight-critias

[mutogameandretail]

@lovelybunchof--roses from X

"Fuckin' fight me, bitch." And now there's a giant penis-shaped pool noodle being chucked in Atem's direction...And Kai is pointing another one at him like he's throwing down the gauntlet. Which...he sort of is.

He may not like Atem's for the most part...But that doesn't mean he can't still have moments of being...Uh...Nevermind, you get the idea.

[lovelybunchof--roses]

“Kai, what in the—?!” And now he had a pool noodle chucked at him too. This one he did manage to catch given the type of material that was used to make said object. He then blinks as he hears the declaration before he then chuckles and smirks at him.

“Oh? So that’s how you want to play it?” He then teases him before points the penis-shaped pool noodle back at him. “Then so be it~!”

He then steps towards him and playfully takes a swipe at the retail owner, a playful glint coming to burgundy eyes.

[mutogameandretail]

"Oh it's ON now!"

He felt the whack of said pool noodle against him, and it was officially on. Raising his own, he launched forward a step and took a solid swipe at Atem in return. This rare, playful side of him was something nobody ever got to see anymore...And yet, here he was, as playful as they day they'd first met.

Buried deep down, a little of the old Yugi everyone used to know was showing itself, even if it was subtle enough that many would easily miss it. Strange, what a brief moment of silliness could bring out in a person.

[mutogameandretail]

{PSA: If Kai challenges you to a dildo war, it means he's genuinely trying to connect with you. His love language is throwing dicks.}

[mutogameandretail]

@lovelybunchof--roses from X

"Fuckin' fight me, bitch." And now there's a giant penis-shaped pool noodle being chucked in Atem's direction...And Kai is pointing another one at him like he's throwing down the gauntlet. Which...he sort of is.

He may not like Atem's for the most part...But that doesn't mean he can't still have moments of being...Uh...Nevermind, you get the idea.

[mutogameandretail]

{You know what I miss--. Kai and Jou doing weekly livestreams cooking with dildoes. That was some peak shit right there.}

[mutogameandretail]

@rosetintedduelist

"Well, if it isn't Mr. Fancy Von Schroeder coming into my humble little sex store." Kai teased, though the tone in his voice was surprisingly warm and welcoming, despite his tendency to tease anyone who held any sort of title nowadays.

"What can I do for you today? It's not often someone like you comes in for a shopping trip nowadays."

[rosetintedduelist]

"Taking the opportunity to tease me even when I called ahead for a private appointment? That's not very professional." Or perhaps exactly professional enough for a sex store. Who could say? It didn't seem to truly bother Siegfried either way. He just couldn't help but meet Kai tit for tat.

"Especially when I've heard such good things about your..." he paused to glance at the various wares on the shelves and walls, varying in color, size, and shape. "...humble establishment."

(There was nothing 'humble' about the sex toys on display. Many were quite large.)

"It's been a long time. Und it seems much has changed."

[mutogameandretail]

"I own a sex store, the day we're professional is the day we turn into a dickless wonder." Kai scoffed back, though it seemed to be purely out of amusement.

"Yeah, well...Being drugged in a bar plus ten guys in an alleyway will change you, that's for sure. In my case, anyway. So then, now that we have all of that out of the way, did you make a private appointment just for a look-see or is there something specific you're looking for? We do also make custom orders."

[lovelybunchof--roses]

@mutogameandretail replied to your post “"We haven't even hit Sinday yet in my dimension,...”:

"I'm horny 24/7, every day is sinday as far as I'm concerned~."

"Hm, somehow I'm not even surprised by this fact. So long as you're safe."

[mutogameandretail]

"Oh, please. Safe is boring, if it's not dangerous and doesn't leave me covered in bruises unable to stand up later, then I don't want it."

[sennenpharaoh]

"Speaking of bed partners, I hear yours got a new promotional card that's going to appear and-"

". . ."

"PFFFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA! AWWWW TOO BAD YOUR DARK GOD LOST HIS 6 FOOT DRAGON DICK!"

[mutogameandretail]

"Well I would hope it wouldn't be shown on a children's card, that wouldn't be very appropriate."

"Besides, that's one piece of equipment I'd much rather keep to myself."