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29 y.o. they/it polyam butch switch // this is a sideblog

[muttweed]

new pinned post:

i’m bone, i’m 29, this is a sideblog! my main URL has an LH and a Z in it. if you see me in your notes and don’t want me there, no hard feelings, lmk

NSFW, detail under readmore 🐾🐕‍🦺

i am:

a genderqueer butch dyke [they/it]

polyamorous; my partners are @femmeinenomenon and @packbutch

a furry

white, intersex, and tme; i’ve been on T for about seven years. fun fact, i have neither tits nor nipples, but sometimes the latter still feel!

insane + physically disabled. i'm a median system also

i am not:

interested in men; you guys can stay but please don’t flirt, thanks!

("do i count if i'm nonbinary?"/"what if i'm a system?" if you're asking this question we probably vibe and you're fine. if you're really curious you can ask outright. i have several guys in my brain at any one time, i get it)

affected by transmisogyny

this blog probably has, among other things:

furry shit (monsterfucking, dragons, werewolves, transformation)

power exchange (D/s in general, godfucking, fictional power gaps)

restraint (bondage, leather, hoods, cuffs, predicaments, puppetry)

dubcon/some noncon (hypno/mind control, corruption, unethical medicine, possession, intox, somno, heat cycles, sex pollen, "fuck or die" scenarios, etc.)

gender play (forcefem, butch "patriarchy" sometimes)

breeding kink (furry/monstrous/dragons/werewolves/etc., human babies stress me out!!)

i also don't spread fundraiser posts from here because it's an intentionally very small blog space, sorry! those go on my main

this blog doesn't contain and personally doesn't want to interact with: scat, piss, incest kinks, needle kink, feet, regression/agere, cg/l or dd/lg, and zoophilia. i don't care if detrans blogs follow me but i don't post about that, sorry!

[filmphotofranz]

[muttweed]

got surprised by my email notification sound while jerkin it and got thrown off my groove. which would be funny in and of itself, except that my email tone is also a cartoon boinggggggg sound effect because i thought that making it silly would make me less scared of it :(

[ace-trainer-alice]

hey ive been having a pretty long week can i subsume you into my hivemind, scooping out your old identity with tender fingers and leaving you an empty vessel, dissolving your individuality in the corrosive sea of my selfhood and rewriting all that you are or ever can be into more of me, and using your body as an identical meat puppet to do my work for me so i can lay down in bed eating popcorn and playing video games.

[testmule]

Can’t see shit

[bobdylanyaoi]

how do i get my cuck to stay put in his chair? he keeps pacing around the room because he is on stimulants..

[crown-princess-carrion]

as a princess it is nice that all i have to do to get out of whatever boring meeting is just insist that i’m too warm, stand conspicuously near a window, and wait to catch the eye of any passing dragon. it works every time and sometimes the knights can even recover my dress too 👍

[crown-princess-carrion]

most kidnappable princess alive: i would do ANYTHING to get out of this arranged marriage

the dragon 200 feet above her:

[lillihammerdown]

I don't care if she's a big scary dragon!!! If she blushes at your flirting you can top her. You're legally obligated to do it at least once. Think of how cute she'll look rutting into you looking at your eyes! Think of how good you'll feel such a powerful girl kneel for you!! If you still refuse to top her, move over, because I will!

[rabbitdyke]

basic fun and sexy way to ask for consent continuously if you're doing play with a dog sub: tell it to bark to ask for more. "speak, puppy!" is a cute continual prompt/command. it makes it easier for it to tell you what it can take without forcing it to use people words/get out of dog space.

impact play? i better get a bark after every hit, or puppy isn't getting any more. i'm railing you? i need to hear you barking your head off or how am i going to know you like it? dogs don’t use human words but that doesn't mean they can’t communicate. speak, puppy

[rabbitdyke]

this also works if you're forcefully puppifying someone. it's embarrassing and degrading to bark if you're not already used to it/are already into being a dog. they'll get over their embarrassment and barking will become second nature real quick

[hyenagirlpenis]

I dreamed I was in someone's brain watching a new fixation take root in real time. Like any time something reminded them of the interest, it would explode from containment and plaster all over the walls and their vision and obliterate their focus, and every time it happened, it reinforced it and made it easier to happen the next time. Eventually they were totally helpless to this cognitive pseudovirus and couldn't do anything but think about it no matter how much they weren't supposed to and revel in how good it felt every time. The process was, obviously, extremely erotic.

[prokopetz]

Elaborate fantasy and sci-fi worldbuilding as necessary context and structure for porn is great, but what's really fantastic is when the worldbuilding is a product of the porn. It clearly didn't need to be there, but at some point the author took a closer look at the porn and started asking "okay, so what does this imply?"

[the-notorious-agp]

Leather dyke but make it femme

[spushii]

like meow

[hemipenal-system]

mounts you

[hemipenal-system]

drags a file onto you

[beetalerry]

big lick

[dragongirlsnout]

dude you can't hate me just because my pussy secretes a rich and viscous royal jelly that enthralled your girlfriend. get over it already

[bunniope]

people complain about the top shortage but the REAL problem is that no one fw tops who can't host...we need a paradigm shift. bottoms need to start making money and acquiring a trophy top to keep on retainer *realizes this is really close to knighthood and i get so horny that my kneecaps explode* oughh