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hyenagirlpenis

I love how I'm clearly posting for myself like. nothing else explains the deranged rate of original content. People stroll by my blog and go "oh she's having a great time" and walk faster. I'm not some micro celebrity or content creator. I'm not even an internet presence, I'm an internet nuisance

hyenagirlpenis

A) *twirling my hair* I read this fast but I'm hearing you wanna keep me in an enclosure???

B) you would say that, wouldn't you, kinkopticon

#the internet nuisance

The best part of visible arousal is making fun of it, of course. Awww, someone's tenting? Someone's soaking through their panties? Did you get turned on? What, are you trying to hide it? Everyone can tell, sweetheart, maybe even just from the look on your face.

#plaything tendencies

phleb0tomist

so many people ive known have pushed themselves to burnout trying to deny their disabled reality, skipping accommodations, skipping rests etc. and the world convinces them that the solution to their burnout is to push even harder. it’s a huge tragedy. i know social pressures make it tough but i want more disabled people to make things easier for themselves where possible, to opt out of things that harm them when possible, to quit while they’re ahead. be that person today! protect yourself where you can! take micro breaks while doing your hobby. get that shower chair. sit to brush your teeth. lie down in the middle of the day, even if only for 5 mins. these things add up and it’s so worth it.

phleb0tomist

happy disability pride month! ACCOMMODATE YOURSELF TODAY!

little-whelp

its so cute when you pet a girls and they make a noises

fuzzyghost

innumerable-voices

What is wrong with being a man, or similar identities?

It's one of those kinks that's almost impossible to do ethically

hyenagirlpenis

Loser cougar preying upon you. Badly. Is that anything

hyenagirlpenis

She tries to hit on you by saying how much younger you must be based on when you were in high school but she fucks up the math really bad. Sips her whiskey on the rocks real smooth like but gags a little bc she really only drinks PBRs.

hyenagirlpenis

I don't know why this idea has such a grip on me. I could be on either end of this. Like hey babygirl wanna see my strap game, it's clumsy and frantic like I can't get it in you fast enough but my spatial reasoning kinda sucks so it takes me 3 tries to get harnessed up. And the response of, fucking yes for the love god I'm soaking through my panties please fucking hurry. Hold on it's inside out. No put your leg through this way

contemptible-scoundrel

you're an audiophile? you like to fuck little sounds and speakers?

contemptible-scoundrel

SHE WAS 17 DECIBELS YOU SICK FUCK

hyenagirlpenis

As I'm sure everyone here is familiar with my various ailments and syndromes, I'll say that when I'm in a bad period of overlapping flare-ups, the result can be so unpredictable. Last time I was trapped in bed, I wanted nothing more than to regain my strength and see how to use everything in my tool bag on someone until they go catatonic. This time, I want to stay in bed and cuddle and baby and dote over someone until they literally cry, until they feel the bottom of their heart fall out and the attention and devotion drowns out their sense of self, in a way that they've always feared would feel too good and it actually feels too scary but there's no escape now. Is that so much to ask? Also I might switch to the other thing again.

#hm. who wrote that lol

laurawful

as a noted camera pervert, the idea of giving a girl a trigger to get just a little fuzzier, or drop just a little deeper, when she hears the nice heavy *click* of the mechanical shutter is a really nice one that I think about from time to time.

#interesting this is good

hyenagirlpenis

You're awfully excited to cum, but what makes you think you aren't going to end up regretting this? You cumming is for my entertainment, not your pleasure. I'm going to find the most uncomfortable, painful, upsetting way to make you finish over and over until you beg to stop cumming. I'll record your sniffling, whining voice saying it clearly to play back to you any time you start complaining about being edged after this. I'm telling you all of this up front, and you're still going to do it, aren't you? You're so desperate to cum, you'll agree to anything? You will? Good. That's what I thought.

hyenagirlpenis

It's really a game to me. What will you do? How low will you fall? Can I make you jerk off in this alley, just barely out of sight, just to feel a little pleasure? Will you beg to cum in exchange for standing privileges and spend all day on your hands and knees tomorrow? How's ten ruins, twenty, thirty, for one hands-on? It'll be in the backyard. You have to bark like a dog. You'll do it? Of course you will!