not talking to u, put ur attachment disorder on the phone

not quite human! inbox is open 😽🥰 ⭐terves, nazis, pedos die⭐ 🚫minors/ageless: DNI🚫 😷wear a mask or leave😷 DMs: mid20s or up please! 🍉in our lifetime

[hyenagirlpenis]

Message me any time! 💌 Or inbox me prompts 🖋️ Lots of interests, just ask. Mutuals encouraged to be presumptuous and forward in DMs! I can't always follow back so if we interact, that's basically mutuals so send me fun posts 🥰 no name but I answer to hyena girl (it/its)! Multibly-disabled working hyena, often afk; don't worry, still posting in my mind palace.

🚫-18 or ageless blogs BLOCKED🚫

If you're underage or ageless, I'm blocking you. My preference for my personal blog doesn't have to be fair. I block for all pro-weight loss/pro-ED content. Listen to Maintenance Phase. Thank you!

☝️Note: I block for many random reasons (especially dash-clogging posts); if you aren't minor/ageless or some other bs (hp blog, conservative, etc.) and want unblocked, just log out to anon me👍

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[sexyladyonbed]

[gaywitchybitch]

For any Black Trans/LGBT+ who needs some help!! ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤

[sharkcloset]

THATS MY BESTIE!! Ery is amazing and i can 100% vouch for them/their services! They were a long time user on here before the fucking cops (tumblr admin) nuked their account in the Black blogger purge. Definitely reach out to Ery if you need help!!

[kkbardd]

[hyenagirlpenis]

I'm not caging you or putting you in a belt to deprive you, silly! I'm just helping you learn how to make the rest of you feel good, see? Once you figure out how nice your lips and tits and ass can feel, how electric just touching your skin can be, how much wanting it so bad makes everything else feel so good, then your world of pleasure will grow and grow 🥰 I'm doing this because I just want to see you happy! So quit looking so sad and open up for me again. You'll get it eventually!

[hyenagirlpenis]

It was just distracting you, you know? When you can reach down and get off real quick, you can change the mental channel the second it's over. All to try and forget what you're running away from, like you could ever escape your body. That's why you thought this would feel bad. Because your pleasure revolved around that orgasm in spite of the rest of you.

That's why you're wearing this. That's why you don't get to cum whenever you want. I want you feel good in every inch of skin you have, as good as I get feel having you. The ache between your thighs never quite fading keeps the rest of you tuned for pleasure! When have you ever thought this much about touching your nipples? Or how good I feel sliding into your mouth? Or the tight, careful pleasure inside after I fuck your ass open? One ice cube on your skin now feels better than a dozen thoughtless, dissociated orgasms did then.

Now you're consumed by how good it all feels! Isn't that so much better? You can't get enough of yourself these days. All because I did you the favor of locking you up 💖

[blackdyke]

fat girl: a zine for fat dykes and the women who want them

[hyenagirlpenis]

If you're a real pervert, anything can be horny. For example, I got hard thinking about how frustrated a robotgirl would be if you always hit stop on her microwave at 0:01. Do you think she hates it or does she start to get off on it eventually. What about doing the "add 30secs" button just before the timer goes off

[sickfeeling]

[hyenagirlpenis]

I'm not caging you or putting you in a belt to deprive you, silly! I'm just helping you learn how to make the rest of you feel good, see? Once you figure out how nice your lips and tits and ass can feel, how electric just touching your skin can be, how much wanting it so bad makes everything else feel so good, then your world of pleasure will grow and grow 🥰 I'm doing this because I just want to see you happy! So quit looking so sad and open up for me again. You'll get it eventually!

[slygirlboy]

facesitting is top tier because you dont even really have to put in that much effort. if a girl is being bratty while youre playing a game you can push me down and sit on my face and then continue playing for the next hour or so

[slygirlboy]

her

[tongue-twists]

if you're pure of heart, you unlock a special way to have sex that's just hitting someone hard enough to make them cry

[hyenagirlpenis]

I kinda reject virginity as a concept like it’s a whole lot to unpack. But all that serious stuff aside holy shit my own inexperience is so hot like I have to eroticize it idk. I have technically* done sexual acts before. Mostly in a boyish context. Didn’t enjoy it much because it lacked kink. And I’ve done some online dynamics so I’m not totally inexperienced, but I still lack enough to be “taught”. Really anyone can be twisted to be inexperienced to a more experienced person, it’s all relative.

but uhh yeah I mayyyy or may not have had repeated fantasies of my first time having real life kinky sex being made my “real first time” and being relentlessly bullied for my lack of experience and framed as being a loser virgin. And them making extra sure to specially degrade me and “ruin” it by making sure I do not cum (at least fully) the whole time and 24 hours after just to officiate my first time. And make it hurts a lot *heart eyes* I mean um make it really special and be really caring to me. I’m normal.

SEE like this is what I mean. I tossed any stock I had in "virginity" a long time ago as well, but that doesn't erase experience differences? Nervous trying stuff for the first time? Jitters in general? Like, that's just human nature after a certain point to go, "Whoa, how do I do this? Do they know more than me? Do I look silly?" Which is, obviously, prime eroticization material! So have fun with it!

And I'm sure whoever gets to have your "real first time" with you will toootally be sooo sweet and make it oh so special, and definitely won't bully and demean you for being such a total loser virgin while getting a kick out of how fun it is to hurt you 🤭

[hyenagirlpenis]

Vividly recalling the time I went to the dentist and the hygienist was like, "You really gotta get your wisdom teeth out, it's very crowded in the back. How are you supposed to brush back there?" And before I could ask what she meant, she stuck her finger in my mouth and pushed all the way to the side and back to demonstrate. "See, if it's crowded, there's no angle you can open your jaw that will allow the toothbrush head to get the backs of your back teeth." And she had me try to open or close my mouth to see if I could get her finger to slide further back, which counterintuitively is easiest when your mouth is mostly closed. All while talking to me with her hand in my mouth so I functionally could not respond, yet still asking me questions.

Why did she do that to me. I'm still thinking about it.

[hyenagirlpenis]

It was a very unerotic tone of behavior and voice, I might add. So completely normal to this hygienist that the erotic wouldn't even occur to her. Fascinatingly heterosexual about it. I'm a girl and you're a girl. I'm shoving my finger in your mouth to demonstrate something very pertinent to your active treatment.

Medfet usually has this insidious tone where the Evil Doctor is getting away with Perverted Crimes. But true hyena girl fans know I'm into the "doctor getting nothing out of it, this is completely normal, why would it be turning you on" side of medfet.

So yeah. Why did. she do that. to me.. 🫥

[hyenagirlpenis]

Honestly, inexperience is really cute. I think it's hard to walk that line of virginity as a fetish, but it's eroticization challenges like that that tend to draw me in. Where do the two overlap? Are they mutually exclusive? Because a nervous, inexperienced person who isn't a virgin is almost even cuter. Like, "You still don't know what you're doing? Poor thing!" said with obvious prey drive activated. Or imagine if I could cast a little spell that temporarily makes you think you're inexperienced just for this scene. The timidity, the embarrassment... It's just cute.

What I'm realizing as I write this is I just need to fluster you more. Take that confidence down a peg. Make a pro start blushing and get all shy if need be.

[hyenagirlpenis]

Like, I'm generally very game to try something someone else likes and I enjoy getting inside whatever makes it work for them. Clearly it enriches my enclosure, if my blog is any evidence. And I'm very charmed by a blushy girl in a white dress who's embarrassed by how much it turns her on. It's fucking cute!!! Obviously! How can I resist teasing you sweetly and making your first time (or "first time") special?? It's adorable, which apparently works for me.

[hyenagirlpenis]

Honestly, inexperience is really cute. I think it's hard to walk that line of virginity as a fetish, but it's eroticization challenges like that that tend to draw me in. Where do the two overlap? Are they mutually exclusive? Because a nervous, inexperienced person who isn't a virgin is almost even cuter. Like, "You still don't know what you're doing? Poor thing!" said with obvious prey drive activated. Or imagine if I could cast a little spell that temporarily makes you think you're inexperienced just for this scene. The timidity, the embarrassment... It's just cute.

What I'm realizing as I write this is I just need to fluster you more. Take that confidence down a peg. Make a pro start blushing and get all shy if need be.

[misscaptor]

there’s two potential ways I’d like a pet to behave.

There’s the hazy-eyed drugged-out empty thing, who lives in a foggy world in its own mind. Comfortable and sleepy. Docile and sedated. Kept calm by its own fuzzy mind and memories. It doesn’t know it deserves better. It doesn’t know it’s been dehumanized or even was once a human. On some level it knows it’s being kept, but the idea of resisting is so distant and uncomfortable that it’s just easier to stay in the cage, no matter how secure it actually is. This pet barely feels the pain, jolting it only momentarily from its haze.

Then there’s the clear-eyed, pissed-off but entirely broken pet. It knows exactly what’s been done to it. It knows it’s been degraded and dehumanized. It knows what it once was, knows it doesn’t deserve that treatment, and would bark and bite if it still believed it would help. It’s docile because it’s given up, but that doesn’t mean it accepts it. It does what it needs to do to survive. Maybe it fears me, but it will protect me anyway. The life it had is gone, the option to get away is gone, and it will at least fight to keep what it has, no matter how much it hates it, hates me for what I’ve done to it.

I’ve kept you empty for a long time now. I’ve let you be hazy and sleepy. But I miss those wild, angry eyes. So you’re gonna come out of your calm and foggy world, okay? I’m going to make you realize what I did to you.

[hyenagirlpenis]

Vividly recalling the time I went to the dentist and the hygienist was like, "You really gotta get your wisdom teeth out, it's very crowded in the back. How are you supposed to brush back there?" And before I could ask what she meant, she stuck her finger in my mouth and pushed all the way to the side and back to demonstrate. "See, if it's crowded, there's no angle you can open your jaw that will allow the toothbrush head to get the backs of your back teeth." And she had me try to open or close my mouth to see if I could get her finger to slide further back, which counterintuitively is easiest when your mouth is mostly closed. All while talking to me with her hand in my mouth so I functionally could not respond, yet still asking me questions.

Why did she do that to me. I'm still thinking about it.