princess dumpling

Your Royal Highness, Princess Dumpling- the anti swagger 🍜

[1999gorl]

ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW

[rnutualfollow]

SAID I WOULDN’T CALL BUT I’VE LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOW 

[muurdif]

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

[spitefulcake]

[sunkissedcactus-deactivated2019]

Billy Madison (1995)

“Man, I’m glad I called that guy!”

[latenightalaska]

instead of all those cheesy bullying posters around school we should just post this

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[weloveshortvideos]

Moseby has lost it…

[binches-deactivated20220521]

this was so moving… i really hope they cast him in the next pitch perfect movie

[baawri]

[onlytwitterpics]

[iamhannalashay]

ME

[56blogsstillcrazy]

SCREAMING

[n0pu55y4u-deactivated20230922]

Whyyyyy

[ikesh-deactivated20180318]

🗣WHO RAISED YALL?!?!!

[betterthankanyebitch]

my laugh right now is so ugly!!

[jehovahhthickness]

My life.

[spacesong]

[waggtoon]

Only as an adult do I finally understand this joke.

[iansimpson]

[ruinedchildhood]

💯💯💯💯💯💯

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

im screaming

[excima]

lmfoabxysbxkdis

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

[zigtalk]

[muurdif]

I REMEMBER

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]