jake peralta. 99.

i leaked my own sextape once +

[mvsns-blog]

❖⎥imessage ✉ OPEN⎥❖

imani: go like my insta pic

imani: you know i look hot

mason: ok

[chandlerbings]

[mvsns-blog]

kingimani:

i mean — thanks. i accept your compliment. you may start over with how sexy i look tonight…and always.

well you’re wrong, i can appreciate a hot lady and not want a blow job

[mvsns-blog]

marisolaf:

i can’t believe you’d prefer local over foreign though. talk about lowering your standards.

man have i told you how much i love your judgmental ass?

[grcdeigh]

“liked you better when you were snot-nosed really. now you are sleeping with all the girls in my life. you’re lucky i love you, really. if you weren’t family and one of my best friends, i’d probably kick your ass.”

[mvsns-blog]

how many women of yours do you think i’m fucking? damn, flynn

[wydboo]

— what do you want?

[mvsns-blog]

nothing - damn can’t a guy compliment a woman without wanting something?

[wydboo]

i feel you but local pussy is kinda ruthless especially when im related to you as a local bitch.

[mvsns-blog]

did i mention how sexy you look tonight?

[marisolaf-deactivated20151205]

you’re all class, aren’t you?

[mvsns-blog]

always

[grcdeigh]

“good for you? what’s your point?”

[mvsns-blog]

haven’t got one, just thought i’d let you know

[wydboo]

that’s classy…

[mvsns-blog]

c’mon mani, a man has needs

[smhtayla-blog]

well we can go to the humane society if you need to stock up.

[mvsns-blog]

let’s go, field trip

[fkpoplar-blog]

you’re the one talking about - ew, that word. 

[mvsns-blog]

pussy

[grcdeigh]

“we aren’t related. she is related to alex and we were fucking before alex and i were step-siblings.”

[mvsns-blog]

by the way - i was fucking your step sister before she was your step sister

[grcdeigh]

“do you always have to talk about girls like that? they are more than their sweet spot, idiot.”

[mvsns-blog]

didn’t you fuck your cousin?

[fkpoplar-blog]

excuse me, i’m right here! lil ol’ poplar, the same as forever. 

[mvsns-blog]

if you say so

[fkpoplar-blog]

who are you and what did you do with mason?

[mvsns-blog]

who are you and what have you done with lil’ poppy?

[mvsns-blog]

london, paris, maui - not gonna lie. it’s always nice to get some local pussy