꒰ა ☆ Mr Moon ☾໒꒱

Hello, Hello HELLO!! Good Morning, Afternoon or Night, my Dear! It's lovely to meet you & a pleasure to have you here! My name is Edgar, though you're free to refer to me as you wish! The Narrator of The Stanley Parable, at your service~

[rowanberrypop]

casually evokes the image of your college best friend

[mxedgarmarlowe]

I am SICK AND TIRED of everyones BULLSHIT, I want to KILLLLLL PEOPLEEEEEEEEE I want to KILLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!

[mxedgarmarlowe]

Hatepilled and ickmaxxing right now, cha cha all

[garbage-homunculus]

Snail Tenna. Snenna

[mxedgarmarlowe]

Hey its me your worse nightmare. Oogly boogly booo

I want some neat 5 fun facts from you boy. Don’t disappoint me boy. Grrrrrrrr RAWR RAWR TAWR TAWR RAHHH

I apologize.

Hrmmm.... well, lets see, - Snails shouldn't actually eat cucumbers/be fed them consistently. Only as light snacks - seeing as cucumber tends to lack essential nutrients that would be beneficial to a snail, as well as cucumber being near entirely water which really only hydrates them. - About 90% of stars in space are smaller and considerably dimmer than the sun of our milky way! Ours is actually QUITE the giant, and outlives most due to its magnificence in size outstretching its lifespan! - What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters but never has 5 letters ~ - There are various plants/flowers that go under the definition of "Moon garden plants" which only ever bloom at night! This includes - Angels Trumpets, Moonflowers, Night-blooming Jasmine, Night Phox and so on! - Lindsey Lavigne is a smelly, smelly man ~

Youu'ree welcome ~! <3

[mxedgarmarlowe]

Whats your favorite flower and another thing whats your favorite flowerSS like in an arrangement *\(^o^)/*

oH! Why, now THIS is a lovely question that catches my particular interests, hmhmhmhmm~ ( One of which I also already answered once before bloody Tumblr ate my response ) Therefore, I'll keep this short - My favorite FLOWER isa moon orchid, my favorite flower ARRANGEMENT is a mixture between Sunflowers for family, jasmine for home, marigolds for good luck, gerbera daisies for happiness and a brighter day and pink/white orchids for eternal love. I'm a sap for the sentiments and symbolism, I'm afraidd ~ hmhmhmmm ~!!

[linlavi]

I don’t like how I feel exactly like this photo when I’m not even old.

I’m literally a simscel.

@ch0su1 @thesillyoldnarrator happy now?

[mxedgarmarlowe]

Leans on my 2007 toyota corolla. Hey handsome

[bucketfullofstrawberries]

Old fuckigng guy finally comes back from the dead finally only to be brought back to 2023 man. This is so peak guys, we're going back in time to the first tsp reblog chain to get narrators of the menu (coughssaladspinnercoughs)

Edgar Marlowe you can only retire so much from tsp. He wants to hang out... my old man son dad.. being brought back. Weeps and wipes my tears

[ch0su1]

Maybe im back

This is with @bucketfullofstrawberries ‘s oc 🍓

[ch0su1]

Maybe im back

This is with @bucketfullofstrawberries ‘s oc 🍓

[ch0su1]

Maybe im back

This is with @bucketfullofstrawberries ‘s oc 🍓

[berrisartarchives]

Thought I ought to make a more OFFICIAL post—

Check out the ☆ berri's moji corner ☆ community on Discord – hang out with 20 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

I now have, after being asked quite a fair bit, a PUBLIC discord server open for people to use for easier access to the emojis I make!

It's not a place you can chat in at the moment (1. Because I'd need to tweak things quite a bit and make it far more accessible 2. I don't have much of a mod team on hand to take on the task with looking after a BUNCH of people and 3. The concept of having to be in charge of a load of people does frighten me a tad) but MAYBE.... MAYBE I may make it more of a community space in the future! We'll have to see!

Feel free to join if you like! Enjoy!

[berrisartarchives]

Hiya all! I need a wee bit of help, if you don't mind!

Just a quick intermission post - but for the past week or so, we've really been struggling on food and don't have much money! I'm disabled, mentally and physically, and still in college , so I'm currently not in the position to work. And my mother is a whole other story. Plus, we're currently going through a big financial struggle all together that's hindering our general income. This month has been really rough, and I've been doing my best to tough it out — but I'm really struggling during this last stretch. I haven't had much to eat as of late, and it's making it hard for me to function.

If anyone, anyone at all, could even lend a pound/dollar or two to aid - it would mean the WORLD to me! I can't promise anything in return at the moment due to my current mental struggles, so I do apologize it's not a pay and get a doodle in return situation. However any and all donations just towards me being able to feed myself would be AMAZING!

HERE is my KOFI to Do So!

https://ko-fi.com/bucketfullofstrawberry

Obviously, this is in no way obligatory - nobody NEEDS to donate. I just thought I'd chance myself the possibility of having a little more than a single sandwich or two throughout the day. And even if you don't donate, reblogs are also VERY much appreciated.

Thanks a BUNCH!!! I'll be back to provide more colourful doodles and silly dudes as SOON as possible once I get back in my swing! Have a WONDERFUL rest of your days!

[berrisartarchives]

Hiya all! I need a wee bit of help, if you don't mind!

Just a quick intermission post - but for the past week or so, we've really been struggling on food and don't have much money! I'm disabled, mentally and physically, and still in college , so I'm currently not in the position to work. And my mother is a whole other story. Plus, we're currently going through a big financial struggle all together that's hindering our general income. This month has been really rough, and I've been doing my best to tough it out — but I'm really struggling during this last stretch. I haven't had much to eat as of late, and it's making it hard for me to function.

If anyone, anyone at all, could even lend a pound/dollar or two to aid - it would mean the WORLD to me! I can't promise anything in return at the moment due to my current mental struggles, so I do apologize it's not a pay and get a doodle in return situation. However any and all donations just towards me being able to feed myself would be AMAZING!

HERE is my KOFI to Do So!

https://ko-fi.com/bucketfullofstrawberry

Obviously, this is in no way obligatory - nobody NEEDS to donate. I just thought I'd chance myself the possibility of having a little more than a single sandwich or two throughout the day. And even if you don't donate, reblogs are also VERY much appreciated.

Thanks a BUNCH!!! I'll be back to provide more colourful doodles and silly dudes as SOON as possible once I get back in my swing! Have a WONDERFUL rest of your days!

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[swagophile]

me: [posting in the maid gc] yeah my lady screamed at me and threw bottles at my head cus i talked while she was reading her novellas again. any advice

maid 1: poison her

maid 2: yea poison her

maid 3: i have a connect on some really strong untraceable poisons if you want

me: girls she makes me try all of her food before she eats it how am i gonna poison her

maid 1: put it in her mouth while she sleeps

maid 2: ^this. worked like a charm for my sister

maid 3: yeah dm me i have a bunch of techniques that might work

maid 4: have you tried seducing her? maybe she just needs to have her heart warmed so she may show you the kindness you deserve

maid 2: MARY

maid 1: cmon mary

maid 3: just because YOUR lady has sex with you doesn't mean everyone's lady does

me: no wait she does like to put her fingers in my mouth to check if i swallowed her food. and i'm pretty sure she squeezed my ass once

maid 4: yeah exactly. message me i can tell yoy more

maid 3: whatever. if you need the poison just hit me up

maid 5: girls do you know how to get wine out of satin

maid 1: how recent is the spill

maid 5: a few days old

maid 2: you're fucked

[dogpuppy]