Their hostess is a young woman with dangly skull earrings, an ill-fitting blouse, and heavily penciled eyebrows drawn in a constant state of surprise. She gossips to one of her ponytailed cronies behind the counter, but her whispers are purposefully loud. “The nerdy looking one is about as tall as my waist! Ohymygod that’s so not attractive. Eh, the tall one is kinda cute I guess. But did he pick his clothes out of a homeless shelter bin or what?”
Nevertheless, he shuffles right up to the counter. Considering that the dresscode within Godfrey’s place was also known as “shirtless”, he couldn’t expect a magic makeover from his new boss. Yonghwa squints at the menu and struggles to sound out every little vowel, sometimes tugging on Kyung’s sleeve when he needs help getting through a word he doesn’t recognize. Every few minutes, their impatient hostess interjects with a hasty “Are you ready to order now?”
He hurries along, but that causes him to make more mistakes and take longer than usual. It feels like under the pressure of the haughty hostess in front and the grumbling line behind, the words are blurring together. His mind keeps going blank. He’s had enough.
“I’m sorry, are you supposed to go on your lunchbreak soon?” he asks quietly. The embarrassment in his tone is real, but there’s something exaggerated with the shame that drips from it. The woman makes an exaggerated nod, then drums her manicured fingers against the counter.
Yonghwa’s smile is innocent.
“Ah, then in that case I want five hamburgers with everything on them, an order of cheese fries, one of those small boxes of chicken nuggets – only the dinosaur ones though, you have to pick out the other shapes, those nacho things with the spicy dip, one relish hot dog but with the meat cut into half inch chunks so i don’t choke, and a large soda,” he said, “Oh, and I specifically want you to make them.”
Yonghwa never planned on Kyung paying and after this outrageous order, he would never let the faery’s hand even close to the counter. He reaches into his otherwise empty wallet for the small debit card that Godfrey gave him only the night before. His instructions were that the card was reserved for emergencies and putting some meat on his bones only.
The woman behind the counter fumed and ran to get her manager, a plump woman whom yonghwa easily charmspeaked into berating the spoiled brat. Before their hostess could have any last words, the merman jumped in. “And miss? My clothes may need some patching up,” he said, “But that frizzy perm of yours needs jesus more than that magic marker pentagram drawn on your wrist. We’ll be taking the window seats.”
Yonghwa gave Kyung a little shrug.
“Sorry, I lost track of the conversation,” he said, “You were telling me how the devil’s rectum was assigning you too much homework, right? If you need more time before your midterms, we can always have their indoor sprinkler system have a small…malfunction. Just let me know ahead of time so I can loan you a rain coat.”
Jung Yonghwa is one of those people that can be beaten into the ground again and again, yet still find the strength within them to stand once more. Only, his strength came in the form of both passive aggressiveness and an abnormal level of sass. But at the end of the day, the Jung Yonghwa that Kyung knew would always bounce back.
“But in all seriousness, uh, I really want to thank you for being my teacher,” he adds, “Hey, uh, so how do I use a debit card? I hate holding the line up.“