[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[subaru-copilot]

looks inside procrastination -> it's anxiety -> looks inside anxiety -> it's fear -> looks inside fear -> it's shame

[teaboot]

Surely these circumstances will improve with additional shame

[kaijuno]

This was in Sioux Falls South Dakota! The green sky is caused by large hail stones within the storm refracting back green light to the observer.

[kaijuno]

More pics from that day

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

that last one is where Courage the Cowardly Dog lives

[cowboy]

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

[chilewithcarnage]

[milfsisyphus]

“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.

[uninterestedpeach]

Reblog this to slap my ass.

[mothecho]

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

[pseudomantis]

I literallt can't even handle looking at this thing right now it's making me sick I can't even look at my phone

[oleander-teacup]

and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

Yeah okay, I'll rebark that!

[magicratfingers]

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[robertreich]

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

[theunicorncomic-blog]

[randomushroom]

HE FOUND TUMBLR??????

[robertreich]

I’ve been here the whole time.

[bakwaaas]

time to retire to my chambers (got under the covers)

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[pallettown]

Hey everyone how's it going

[nosaintswithoutsinners]

My meat selecting what porn to watch next

[queersamus]

hey no offense but i’m going to legally prosecute you for forcing me to see this post

[one-venti-neurosis]

Uncut king!!!

[mochacoffee]

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[mochacoffee]

the reviews are in

[live-long-and-time-warp]

The Ides of March are come...

Aye, Caesar, but not gone.

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

He was investigated by the secret service for this joke

[hockeylvr42]

Which makes it SO much funnier

[fefairys]

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]