Fuck you

[different-landscapes]

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fifty-shadesofgay]

i just astral projected back to 2009

[teainawineglass]

Holy shit

[gusty]

[biolegend]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

self driving cars aren’t even hard to make lol just program it not to hit stuff

[ronpaulhdwallpapers]

if(goingToHitStuff) {

dont();

}

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[bisexualwario]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[corporatebigwig]

[ofcarnivora]

[queeranne]

Did not work

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Start answering people’s invasive questions with “does it matter?”

Watch them explode lmao

[weheartfandom]

me @ me

[right]

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

[senseitive]

“Why you so shy” bitch I just met you 13 mins ago relax

[doggosource]

[aestheticacadema]

^ more like this

[mentallyillfuck]

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

[klefable]