I Want Love, Or Death.

ind. semi-sel. rp. est. July 2015 ;;AP

[advrn]

adversator:

me: *wants to rp with more people*

me: *is incredibly easy to distract*

me: *has a pile of drafts to tend*

me: *gets picky over minor things*

me: procrastinator extraordinaire™

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popular text posts + ask memes (part two) 

❛ i don’t have time for a relationship. do you know how many books i need to read? ❜ ❛ i think it’s hilarious when people tell me i’m laid back because i’ve pretty uch been screaming nonstop in my head since like fifth grade ❜ ❛ coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just… not good ❜ ❛ i’m a piece of shit, but it’s fine ❜ ❛ how i am supposed to have a lit summer with $4.65 ❜ ❛ i’m a huge fan of space; both outer and personal ❜ ❛ and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything ❜ ❛ any full cast musical number can be a solo if you believe hard enough ❜ ❛ kinda hungry, kinda horny, kinda tired, kinda wanna get a tattoo ❜ ❛ no amount of under eye concealer can cover up how tired i am of this world ❜ ❛ i’m ready for autumn, but not autumn responsibilities ❜ ❛ today i’m wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so don’t piss me off ❜ ❛ i’m not making enough boys nervous ❜ ❛ i really want my last words to be ‘hey, wanna see a dead body?’ ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it? ❜ ❛ i’m always a slut for conspiracy theories ❜ ❛ i wanna make a diss track about myself ❜ ❛ true friendship is bullying your friends into watching the tv shows you watch ❜ ❛ i’d be such a good girlfriend/boyfriend/s.o. you’re all missing out ❜ ❛ sorry i was late. i can’t conceptualize time. ❜ ❛ fuck what the aliens said ❜ ❛ sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments ❜  ❛ if outfit repeating was a crime i would be sentenced to life without parole ❜ ❛ does anyone have ten thousand dollars they don’t want? ❜ ❛ i want a sugar daddy, but i know nicki minaj wants me to be independent  ❜ ❛ i stress about stress before there’s even stress to stress about ❜ ❛ i don’t have plans for tonight or the rest of my life if anyone wants to have a drink or get married ❜ ❛ tbh sometimes you just gotta let me be dramatic because i will get over it, but let me be dramatic first. ❜ ❛ painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk ❜ ❛ if we date, you have to hold my hand in the car. no exceptions. ❜ ❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜ ❛ you’re hella bomb, hella cute, and anyone would be hella lucky to have you ❜ ❛ kinda hurt, kinda offended, kinda not planning on saying anything about it ❜ ❛ trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary. i do it to myself just fine. ❜ ❛ if you don’t think i’m a princess then you’re 100% right. i’m the fucking queen. ❜ ❛ fuck summer. i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october. ❜ ❛ lana may have fucked her way up to the top, but i am bullshitting my way up to the middle ❜ ❛ i don’t want to get involved in the drama, i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened ❜ ❛ so… do you want to watch 49.7 hours of parks and recreation with me? ❜ ❛ i hit rock bottom like every two weeks ❜ ❛ can someone please be proud of me? like fuck, i’m trying. ❜ ❛ give me a few days to overthink about it ❜ ❛ can i sell my feelings on ebay? i don’t want them anymore. ❜ ❛ i’m really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time ❜ ❛ when does hibernation start because i am 100% participating in that ❜ ❛ don’t you hate it when you wake up and you’re awake ❜ ❛ i lowkey just wanna make sure you’re happy as fuck ❜ ❛ i literally have no idea what i’m gonna do if i don’t end up rich ❜ ❛ you know you’re in deep when you love listening to them talk and you get attached to their voice ❜ ❛ no offense, but when is it my turn for someone to be in love with me ❜ ❛ i’m an asshole with a really big heart ❜ ❛ i have to be funny because being hot is not an option ❜ ❛ can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do ❜ ❛ okay that’s cool, but consider the following: snuggling with me until i fall asleep ❜ ❛ please handle me with care. i am a very sleepy and soft creature. ❜ ❛ drunk me is the me i really want to be. confident, hilarious, and most importantly, drunk. ❜

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Breaking Bad sentence meme

So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.

What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. 

Fuck you! And your eyebrows!

Funyuns are awesome.

So right now, what I need is for you to climb down out of my ass. Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass. 

I thought I was gonna see some, like, vaginas.

Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? Huh? Climb it and escape?

And a man, a man provides.

Yeah, it’s a disease on the Discovery Channel where all your intestines sort of just slip right out of your butt.

I won.

Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.

You, and your pride and your ego! 

Keys, scumbag.

Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars?

You know what is okay to put in hot dogs? Huh? Pig lips and assholes. But I say, hey, have at it bitches ’cause I love hot dogs.

Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star.

We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as shit wish you were dead.

Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’

This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed…bitch!

Look, let’s start with some tough love.

She had an ass like an onion. It made me cry.

Someone has to protect this family from the man who protects this family.

I am the danger.

I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

You know how they say ‘it’s been a pleasure’? Well…it hasn’t.

What’s a MILF?

I caught my second wife screwing my step-dad, okay? It’s cruel world. Grow up.

You forgot the fucking ice tray!

[rawrmeansmemes]

MOULIN ROUGE STARTER SENTENCES

The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.

Besides, I can’t fall in love with anyone

Can’t… fall… in love? But, a life without love, that’s… terrible…

Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!

Never knew I could feel like this. Like I’ve never seen the sky before.

Tell our story _____, that way I’ll-I’ll always be with you.

Hurt him to save him. There is no other way.

I owe you nothing. And you are nothing to me. Thank you for curing me of my ridiculous obsession with love.

Why does my heart cry? Feelings I can’t fight… 

You’re free to leave me, but just don’t deceive me, and please believe me when I say I love you!

I’m sorry, _____, I’m dying.

You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing?

I don’t need you anymore! All my life you made believe I was only worth what someone would pay for me! 

And in the end, should someone die?

She said you make her feel “like a virgin.”

I can’t believe it. I’m in love. I’m in love with a young, handsome, talented duke.

I’d rather, um, just get it over and done with.

Hmph. Oh. Very well. Then why don’t you come down here and let’s get it over and done with.

The French are glad to die for love. They delight in fighting duels. But I prefer a man who lives… and gives expensive… jewels.

The difference between you and I is that you can leave anytime you choose. But this is my home.

His eyes upon your face. His hand upon your hand. His lips caress your skin. It’s more than I can stand!

It’s not important. We could work on it tomorrow.

He’s got a huge… talent .

I love sex.

It’s nothing. It’s just an infatuation… it’s nothing.

You’re going to be bad for business. I can tell.

It’s not that I’m not a jealous man. I just don’t like other people touching my things.

I couldn’t! I couldn’t go through with it! I saw you there and I felt differently! I couldn’t pretend!

You’ve gotta stand your ground for freedom, beauty, truth, and love.

Outside it may be raining, but in here it’s entertaining.

[mxthilda]

Ooc;

It's 1 AM and I totally was out a lot later than I thought I would be. I was driving home then got pulled over and was given a citation for speeding lol. That took up the rest of my strength, so now I'm gonna crash and just do stuff tomorrow. XO

[dailynatalieportman]

Natalie Portman photographed by Alique for Christian Dior Parfums (August 2016)

[futuretage]

Smoke break in the middle of everything..

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                                                   I ʙᴇᴛ you didn’t know                                                             that I was                                                   ＤＡＮＧＥＲＯＵＳ

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❛ Have you ever tried to count the stars? ❜

                          ❛  Well, considering that not all the stars can be seen with the naked eye, it would be impossible to count them all. Not to mention that it’s estimated that our galaxy alone makes up over a quadrillion stars && that doesn’t include the estimated one hundred billion that are born and die each year. ❜ There was a slight pause as he realized he was rambling again, aware of the fact that she p r o b a b l y didn’t care about the facts here. ❛ –Um, no, I don’t think I’ve ever tried. ❜     

[mxthilda]

      There was a moment before Mathilda responded. “ Not even as a kid? ”       Her voice was tinted with slight concern, as the young man’s words revealed something that gave her pause for thought. Such childish things was just a way of keeping herself away from thinking about priorities from work. “ I never really did either, with the whole light pollution factor and all, from living in a borough such as Manhattan. ” The brunette admitted, continuing with explanation. “ I could never see any from the window of my room. Such a glum thought to think about missing such a sight of a quadrillion-hundred billion- or whatever   ”

[crazycarriewhite]

“I already knew, man! Who cares about that? Let’s just go home already!” // hi! Hope this is alright!

Carrie shifted nervously in the borrowed dress, “Are you syre you want to be seen with me? I mean, I am probably the last person you want to be seen with at a party. Especially since you just came to our school.”

[mxthilda]

;;Carrie :

Managing to sneak out was a miracle within itself. Now going to a party with half of the school attending was probably tempting fate. She just prayed Chris Hargensen and her crew wouldn’t be there because she would definitely be singled out then. “But if you’re seen with me everyone is going to treat you like they treat me.” Carrie replied, hoping the other girl knew what was in store if she was hanging out with her, “Everyone at school hates me.”

       “ Do you think I care about that? ” She laughed out loud, causing the sides of her black bob to swing.        Mathilda composed herself, then put a hand on the shoulder of the girl. “ Listen, the only reason people like them make fun of people like us, is because they’re insecure with themselves. Making an outsider’s life a living hell gives them a sense of false power and importance. ” She gently gave a squeeze the girl’s arm a squeeze, “ They just don’t want to take the time to understand you. ”