I stake my pride for the Umbra!

semi-affiliated Jeanne blog from Bayonetta. side blog to somnambulistsedge

[cyberneticlagomorph]

It's too hot to run imma just die

[mxthshadxws]

why do you need to run? do you need collecting?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I need you to understand that my house can generate stuff like new rooms and silverware and stuff like that

So when I tell you that my daughter had damn near every cup and spoon in the house in her room today you'll understand the gravity of the situation

[mxthshadxws]

is it Egg?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

NAH it was Alicia Marie

She's been really obsessed with strawberry milk lately

[mxthshadxws]

Well, I am surprised. I should congratulate her.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I was like 'how long did it take you to do this?' and she just kinda shrugged about it and helped me move things to the Big Sink

[mxthshadxws]

impressive.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I need you to understand that my house can generate stuff like new rooms and silverware and stuff like that

So when I tell you that my daughter had damn near every cup and spoon in the house in her room today you'll understand the gravity of the situation

[mxthshadxws]

is it Egg?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

NAH it was Alicia Marie

She's been really obsessed with strawberry milk lately

[mxthshadxws]

Well, I am surprised. I should congratulate her.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I need you to understand that my house can generate stuff like new rooms and silverware and stuff like that

So when I tell you that my daughter had damn near every cup and spoon in the house in her room today you'll understand the gravity of the situation

[mxthshadxws]

is it Egg?

[cyberneticlagomorph]

The children have brought me the thing they killed

They want tan the hide and clean the bones and stuff

[mxthshadxws]

sounds impressive

[cyberneticlagomorph]

I have no idea what this thing is past maybe being a wild animal that the magic got ahold of but the fur is pretty and soft

[mxthshadxws]

hm. we'll have to teach them to share the spoils of this hunt.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

The children have brought me the thing they killed

They want tan the hide and clean the bones and stuff

[mxthshadxws]

sounds impressive

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Got up to get ice for my head

Saw the kids outside being menaced by... Something idk what it was exactly

But Dart was in front of it and went "Roses are red, and weapons against me won't prosper. With this sacred treasure I summon Lil Egg, the OPP STOPPA"

And he proceeded to throw Egg and her axe at whatever the thing was like a pokemon

[mxthshadxws]

i saw Alicia-Marie do her own invocation too.

"violets are blue, cockroaches are icky, you may be big, but so is my blicky"

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Hosting a small bacchanal for the anniversary of my coronation

Im summoning Dionysus for this one

[mxthshadxws]

i've arranged for the children to enjoy G-rated festivities

[cyberneticlagomorph]

>> Jack is making her way outside, sword in hand, clad in just her pajamas and bonnet.

>> she fully intends to waltz outside and FIGHT A THUNDERSTORM if not stopped.

[mxthshadxws]

>> with the use of witch time, Jeanne dresses Jack and does her hair and make up.

>> this done she ceases using witch time and returns home.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

one of you should come hang out with me

[mxthshadxws]

Cereza and I went shopping, and we got you some things too.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

thank you

id give you kisses but my face is gross

[mxthshadxws]

we will find a way.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

one of you should come hang out with me

[mxthshadxws]

Cereza and I went shopping, and we got you some things too.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

THEY KIDNAPPED WHO???

[mxthshadxws]

forget what this has to do with what they were hollering about in the first place.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Heard "I OUT RANK YOU" followed by "SINCE WHEN" and a crash that shook my fucking house

It's not even 9 am yet

[mxthshadxws]

I am almost to them.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

how to explain to small children that i cannot go to space and save the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend

they have a job to do!!

[mxthshadxws]

i have been telling them we must give the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend the chance to save themselves.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

grace rocky save stars, THEN we can go visit

[mxthshadxws]

precisely

[cyberneticlagomorph]

how to explain to small children that i cannot go to space and save the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend

they have a job to do!!

[mxthshadxws]

i have been telling them we must give the very very sad school teacher and his nice rock friend the chance to save themselves.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

It's hot today so I set up a pool and some slip and slides for the kids, with the hose put away for my own sanity

If anybody wants to come by and cool off you're welcome to it

Mind the sheep and highly venomous small children

I might throw something on the grill later idk

[mxthshadxws]

Cereza and I have convinced the Warren to do an outdoor bar.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

@mxthshadxws you were around when coca-cola had drugs in it, was it good?

[mxthshadxws]

in my opinion it didn't taste good but it did help one get energized.

[cyberneticlagomorph]

Yeah that's fair

I made you a wine slush, it's in the freezer

[mxthshadxws]

you are a wellspring of goodness and cheer.