[morganadismay]

bedridden today due to agonies hence why im yapping about bbc merlin again but god balinor was such a wasted potential. they had to kill him bc otherwise there would have been one (1) sane adult present. picturing whenever merlin would be like “gaius said that uther is good for the economy actually and so i must protect him from being assassinated by this grieving mother” balinor, eye twitching, “son he sentenced me to death which left your mother destitute and would burn you on the pyre next morning if he knew i found the time to father you while running for my life. and that old traitorous geezer said WHAT again”

[morganadismay]

@sexy-sapphic-sorcerer

so true i think if he lived more than 5 minutes after meeting merlin balinor would 100% have an existential crisis not even about having a son but about what absolute horseshit that son is very confidently preaching

already in the show genuinely cant imagine the psychic damage balinor must take when he finds out that hes a deadbeat dad to a son whos like “hello my persecuted refugee father i serve the oppressive royal crown with #PRIDE” who very confidently and seriously tells him that hes just as bad as uther for not wanting to protect the very kingdom that eradicated all dragons, tried to burn him alive and forced him to live in a cave alone

like. sure ok merlin. if my child told me this i’d also maybe walk into the nearest bandit’s knife like what the fuck do you even say to that

[xx-emowarz-xx]

People don't actually grow out of their emo phases. People are forced out of their emo phases by employers who get a raging boner over controlling how their employees dress, cut their hair, whether they mod their bodies and so on

[xx-emowarz-xx]

How many beautiful emo men would we have if not for the tyranny of the 9-5. How many strange goth women are trapped inside the performance of a clean girl aesthetic because she needs to be able to eat. How many people are wage slaves when they should be punks?

[xx-emowarz-xx]

A lot of people are talking about what you are and aren't allowed to wear but I think that issue is secondary to what you are and aren't allowed to do to your body. Like "you have to wear a polo shirt and dress pants" fine as long as you're paying for the polo shirts and dress pants I now need to buy. Whatever. "You must have natural colored and clean cut hair, no facial piercings, no visible tattoos" now we have a fucking problem because I also have to have that hair face and body outside of the workplace. it's literally pervert shit I've met 24/7 doms less horny about controlling how their subs look.

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[flufferalex]

*Isn’t She Lovely by Stevie Wonder starts playing*

[murderville]

TASKMASTER 21.10 - Domestic Bumfluff

[taskmastersource]

CONGRATULATIONS TO JOANNA PAGE — THE SERIES 21 CHAMPION!

[kitmarlowe]

[beardedmrbean]

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[janmisali]

here's another idea for a poll! I think this will have some interesting results. this sentence is here to pad out this paragraph so people who don't read posts will be more likely to accidentally miss these instructions. if you're reading this, please select option eleven. here's another sentence to make this block of text look longer. anyway here's my fun poll idea!

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[greatlordfluffernutter]

Now, one might look at these numbers and be lead to believe that half of all tumblr users don't read posts. However, in the replies to this post you will find over a hundred users who will happily clarify to you that actually the reason why they voted the way they did isn't cause they didn't read the post but actually because they didn't bother to look at the words in the post and process them as language, a technique commonly referred to as reading the post.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

For those who needed to hear it today

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

[gandalfsbignaturals]

learning to notice an absence of people of color is crazy. you start seeing it everywhere. ill see a random pic of characters or people or whatever and be like "these are all white people. why"

[gandalfsbignaturals]

all the babies in those baby youtube video memes. humanized character posts. like. its the little innocent shit. and like, the people making those baby memes probably arent seeking out white babies. maybe theyre just easier to find. but why are they easier to find? a complicated question, surely... but you know what it probably comes down to. someone, somewhere, maybe a lot of someones in a lot of places, made a choice. maybe knowingly, maybe not. but they made a choice. it starts to make you feel like a conspiracy theorist!!

[gandalfsbignaturals]

its really funny that after 2 months this post is still making racists come into my askbox treating me like im a horrible person for pointing out that sometimes people of color are excluded from things in visible and offputting ways. cry about it

[frogmerthur]

we cannot be ranking arthur pendragon’s sluttiest looks without this one sitting comfortably and undisputedly at the top

[taskmastersource]

I would have either pinned you to the ground or I'd have got your waist and I'd have held you down.

[grungegoths]

/gen did queen elizabeth did something problematic recently or are people just celebrating her death bc she's rich and a royal ? Asking bc i havent seen any callouts or negative headlines about her recently

she ships reylo hope that helps