My Badoo Experience.

Hi! I'm a 33 year old lass who made a Badoo page when I was 16.I changed my name to "Penis face" and now I troll some pretty thirsty guys in my area! Hilarity ensues!

[mybadbadoodates]

Bulbasaur buddy came back. He hasn’t given up!  #Goodjerb 

[mybadbadoodates]

SMEG.  Don’t diss Bulbasaur! 

[ihaveaboyfriendfuckoff]

This is what we’re working with. I haven’t visited Badoo in nearly 2 weeks and I have been greeted with 57 new messages! FIFTY FRICKEN SEVEN! Guess that mean 57 new people to meet. :D 

[mybadbadoodates]

So this is my first post. Let me explain some stuff right hurr.

I am not new to this whole Badoo thing. I’ve been on this website since high school..like 2001 or something like that. I signed up because back then, it was called Hot or Not and I was a curious little teenager looking for those cute 18 year old boys..and my town didn’t have much else to do.  As I grew up, got a boyfriend or two, and finally at 33; I am settled in and those crazy online dating days are over...Or are they?  Maybe I can still see what’s out there, without doing the whole hook up thing?  Then it hit me. Something I moreorless glossed over before.  For being inactive on this site for almost 10+ years, and realizing Badoo was  on Facebook and suggested to me to come back a few years ago, I wanted to see what my old profile was like..basically revisit the 16 year old me.  And what I found... was pure gold.  I had creepy men following me with wifes, girlfriends and everything in between, lusting after my underage pictures. Now normally this would HORRIFY someone. To me, it was a source of digging into how Badoo works. In 2016, I changed my name to “Penis Face”, ditched the highschool pictures and uploaded stupid pictures of me, and 2 “tasteful”pictures to keep the thirst comin’, and just went to town on the most idiotic troll-but-not-obvious-enough troll profile blip ever. 

And I started to troll. You’d be surprised at what men will do to get a piece of booty.  So now for the nitty gritty. Why do this?  1. I’m bored 

2. It’s funny (to me). If you think it’s funny, awesome. I really don’t care if you’re butthurt. 

3. Raise self-worth awareness. Girls- never settle for a man looking for a booty call. EVER. You’re much more than that. 

My rules ----- -The guy MUST click on me and send me a “heart”. My rule is NEVER to seek out the men myself. (This is in respect to my bf).  - The guy MUST open the convo with a piggish remark. Anything that seems “sweet”, “polite” or a simple “hello” will be ignored.   -  If the convo turns into a genuine guy thinking I’m funny and is genuinely interested in me, I fess up and tell him in very honest detail what I’m doing  - All pictures will be blocked and their names changed to protect their privacy.  So sit back and enjoy the chaos!  -  Lady Penisface