He's pathological.

My boyfriend spends his days lying to me in Fort Collins, Colorado.

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Sometimes I wish he had kept lying.

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He's getting tricky.

He recently tried to tell me that the word 'an' should be used instead of 'a' depending on what it's describing and ignoring all modifiers like adjectives. In his world the sentence, "Her contribution to the dessert is a scrumptious apple," should be, "Her contribution to the dessert is an scrumptious apple."

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I read that (lip rings) can use earth's magnetic field to find home from anywhere.

My boyfriend, comforting me over my lost jewelry.

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If you want a natural shine to your hair, rinse your hair with PBR.

My boyfriend, drunk.

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I guest star in a Where's Waldo episode.

My boyfriend

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Yellow boots make bigger splashes in puddles.

My boyfriend, criticizing my friend's black rain boots.

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It was next to some maracas.

My boyfriend, explaining why our friend's phone vibrations sounded so loud.

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I read in a book that every bunny is really a monkey.

My boyfriend, trying to make me not like rabbits.

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Me: How sleepy are you?

Him: On Dalnachevsky's sleep scale, I am at a 9.2.

Me: I'm not familiar with that.

Him: Nobody is I made it up just now. It sounded totally real though didn't it.

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Potato skins are fungi. They grow on the potatoes when they're in the ground.

My boyfriend, explaining why he does not eat potato skins.

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I used to be a member of Hanson.

My boyfriend.

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"Those are hot dogs!"

My boyfriend, insisting that the tamales in Candy Crush are hot dogs.

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"It's only a 25 minute walk."

My boyfriend, before we walked for an hour and a half.

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"You're halfway done."

My boyfriend, after I noticed the scrollbar was only an eighth of the way down.

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"No, I'm not recording you."

My boyfriend, as he records me.

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"I have four other girlfriends."

My boyfriend.

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"Did you know that Espeon doesn't have fur?"

My boyfriend.