My Cashier Life

Just as it says, my life as a cashierr. What I hear mostly.

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I’m kinda sad I’m on maternity leave right now, I get to miss Black Friday and see all the idiots scramble to buy shit they don’t need and try to get sale prices that day for items they bought last week 🙄

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I saw a son, fucking punch his mother because she wouldn't buy him a cameo travel mug. WTF. I had to bite my tongue until it almost bled. I was super pissed. You NEVER hit your parents. NEVER. (Unless it's self defense)

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300+ Followers??

Oh wow, 300+ followers? That's just crazy! I never in my life though that I would have that many people interested in reading my rants and shit. That amazing! Thank you all so much!! You guys rock!

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My mantra for today is: “Don’t stab the idiots, you need to get paid” And “I don’t look good in prison orange”

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Be me. Be part time. Work 37-38 hours a week. (Full time hours) Still be part time. Hears hours are getting cut. Sees everyone's hours getting cut. Still have 37 hours. Cry with joy and sadness. Die.

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Fellow Cashier here to say; wear a fake wedding ring. It helps make gross flirty customers back off.

I have tried that, works for some and others, don't let a ring stop them. T-TIt's the really creepy ones that it doesn't stop. XD

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*Beautiful day outside* Customer: Haha I bet you wish you where outside! Me: haha no not at all. I love being here. Trapped inside this building talking to you. Because that is my one true dream. To have this conversATION WITH EVERY DAMN CUSTOMER WHO COMES THOUGH MY LINE DURING A NICE DAY!!!! SO IF YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP!! Me actually: haha yeah.

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Basically called a customer a stripper today. Told them I didn't want to know where they get their $1's from. That's their business not mine.

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If you want to tell me how to do my job, what I can and can't do, what I can and can't wear, when you have only worked here 3 days. Mouth off to me and my coworkers. Feel free, it's not going to go too well for you.

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If your going to expect me to do the work of 5 people you better pay me as such. But you won't. You'll pay me begrudgingly the about for the work of one person. And I'll just sit there and smile... Cause it's still a paycheck

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How to work retail 1.) get hours cut because it the slow season 2.) constantly get called in during the slow season because there isn't enough coverage 3.) hate your life 4.) constantly wonder how people can be so stupid 5.) drink 6.) say "I love my job, I need the money" more than once. Daily. Hourly.

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Honestly I have to say I'm thankful that so many people care about me at work. No one should be afraid to come to work, go home, or go anywhere. I never understood how scary it is to be stalked until now...

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"Hey can you do this?" "Hey they need you to go here" "Hey can you go to another department and help out" "Hey can you cover for me while I'm on break" Just call me the runner, cause that's what I am I guess!!!

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I've been here longer than you, I know how this customer is. I know how we works. DONT try to undermine me in front of a customer. I am your superior. DO NOT tell me what to do.

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If you're returning an item without a receipt, and you refuse to show me your ID I will deny your return( mostly because dems the rulez) Simple as that. Also don't get pissed at me because we don't sell the shoes your trying to return, and because we don't sell them we won't return them. (PS if you barely worn them, they shouldn't stink that bad)

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Remember if I ask you a yes or a no question I can't hear your brains rattle, so I will ask again. Don't get mad at me. Your the idiot who nodded when I was busy checking out your merchandise. And that's not a euphemism.

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Bathrooms?

Customer: where are your bathrooms? Me: oh there right in front of the stairs over there. Customer walks over to the restroom door. Stares at the door. Looks at the tornado shelter sign above the door. Stairs at the door again. (Mind you it says male restroom on it) and walks away and walks up to me again. Customer: I don't see it. Me: it's right in front of the stairs. It has the tornado shelter sign above it Customer: oh I though it was just a shelter I swear I had to resist the urge to face palm my palm through my head.