My Cats Are Jerks

The evidence is overwhelming: my cats are jerks.

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Judge Crackers (with bonus creepin Kiwi) #catshenanigans

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Crackers looks like she's on vacation but just realized she left the oven on at home. #catshenanigans

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Maxwell's so proud of his tankitude and flufftagiousness. #catshenanigans

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If you ask Maxwell to share pillows (or anything else), he'll give you this look. #catshenanigans

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Reuben doesn't approve of being used as a pillow by someone who's too gooned out to appreciate it. #catshenanigans

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I decorated for the season today and Weasel's been parked on my Jack O'lantern rug most of the morning. #catshenanigans

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So, Lump is pretty terrifying with a flash on. #catshenanigans

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I guess that's one way to sit on a chair, Lump. #catshenanigans

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Sure, Maxwell. Make yourself comfortable. #catshenanigans #catswithpeoplenames #maxwellthecat #heavyboy #fluffycat #norwegianforestcat #idowhatiwant

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Martin'a very concerned about something but too senile to remember what it is. #catshenanigans

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Reuben watched me eat my bagel and not share and now he's staring at me like this. #catshenanigans

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Kiwi doesn't trust you ONE BIT! #catshenanigans #tabby #squinting #rescue #kittenface #catswithfoodnames

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When the first litter box is freshly scooped and bleached, Maxwell digs himself a nest and gets real serious about hanging out and watching me clean the second one. #catshenanigans

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Leeloo's come over and shoved her butt in my face. Clearly she loves me now. #catshenanigans #manxtail #catbutt #catlove #catsitting

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Maxwell is terrified of the cantaloupe-sized kitten we're sitting, but you'd never know it with how snazzy he looks in this purple bow. #catshenanigans #maxwellthecat #catswithpeoplenames #norwegianforestcat #fluffycat #adoptdontshop #catsinbowties

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"Listen dad, this vet thing is a mistake. Let's just go home. It'll be better for both of us." #catshenanigans

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I think Wheatley is offended by his own creepin. Maxwell, meanwhile, is having a religious experience? #catshenanigans