Eli

Help-INFP-T-He/They

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IT'S FUCKING PRIDE AND GOOD OMENS MONTH

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OKAY CAN EVERYONE JUST REMEMBER THAT PINOF 1 WAS FILMED A DAY AFTER THEY MET IN PERSON

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OH FUCK I NEARLY DIDN'T POST IT HAPPY SHITTING BIRTHDAY TERRY

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Yk that little buzz when you throw on your silly little gender euphoria outfit and your brain just goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :>

Yeah

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Being trans is kinda weird tbh

Like

I feel hot

But my brain is saying no

I'm looking at myself, and I'm hot

But not the right kinda of hot

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Skulduggery: Tonight, one of you will betray us. Ghastly: Is it me, Skulduggery? Skulduggery: No, it’s not you. Dexter: Is it me, Skulduggery? Skulduggery: It’s not you either. Erskine: Is it me, Skulduggery? Skulduggery: Skulduggery, mockingly: Is IT mE SkUlDuGgErY?

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*Skug is cooking* Saracen: Any chance that’s for me? Skulduggery: It’s for Ghastly. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side. Dexter: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Skulduggery, about Hopeless: Apparently we’re getting someone new in the group. Dexter: Are we stealing them? Saracen: New or used? Skulduggery: Wonderful responses, both of you.

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Skulduggery: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. Time is just a construct designed to control the masses with a set system of when is acceptable to perform certain actions. Ghastly: Dexter: Anton: Everyone Else At Skulduggery’s Surprise Birthday Party: Ghastly: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Skulduggery: Hey is Ravel sleeping or dead? Valkyrie: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts. Dexter: Yeah, so did I. Erskine: Okay first of all, fuck you-

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Valkyrie: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Fletcher: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Tanith? Tanith: Probably “road work ahead”. Skulduggery: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Valkyrie: This is a mistake Skulduggery, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day! Valkyrie: But not today Skulduggery, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be an absolute mess

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Jude: Can you please be serious for five minutes? Cardan: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

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Cardan: Violence isn't the answer. Jude: You’re right. Cardan: *sighs in relief* Jude: Violence is the question. Cardan: What? Jude, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Cardan, running after her: JUDE NO-

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Cardan: Hey Jude, remember when you didn't solve all your problems with murder?

Jude: Stop romanticising the past.

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does bbc merlin suck in an enjoyable way or I will I have a bad time if I watch it

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You'll want to punch them all in this face

Repeatedly

But them also give them lots of hugs and little forehead kisses

And slap Arthur

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Anyone who acc watches the last two episodes of ofmd when rewatching absolutely terrify me.

Like how do you deal with that pain again????