My Chubby Thoughts

I'll be much fatter soon. Here's why. submit your fattest thoughts to: [email protected] (submit whatever you'd like! please include a website or twitter if you'd like me to link it with your chubby thought) Remember: you don't have to be overweight to think something fat.

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Story of the century!

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Diet tip.

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Yep.

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Tumblr's email is perfect for this blog. MMMMMmmmmmm.

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I’ve been working at Someecards.com for awhile and a lot of what I’ve written seems to stick to a specific theme.

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:(

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The only thing "butterfree" in my life is in my Pokédex!

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The only difference between me and Rocky is that I wake up every morning and drink six raw eggs but the eggs are inside brownie batter.

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I wish Jesus had said "this is my body" and held up an everything bagel.

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I bought sliced turkey the day after Thanksgiving :(

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I'm calling this new diet A Farewell to Parms

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I get fat so quickly I can post a #throwbackthursday photo from last Thursday!

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It's the season for layering (everything with butter!)

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I'd make a great mobster because I 'come heavy' to everything.......because I'm fat.

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I was writing down my chubby thoughts when I dropped my pen and lost it in one of my stomach rolls. Instead of getting up to look for it, I just stopped writing. Hours later, I stood up and the pen fell on the floor.

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What I really want to eat most days. Mychubbythoughts.tumblr.com

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Using MyFitnessPal to count calories! Mychubbythoughts.tumblr.com

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I would never waste food by throwing it in the trash! But I will go 5,000 calories over what my body needs for the day in one sitting.

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