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I’m Moving!

//Both IRL and online.

I’m finally moving into an apartment and bringing my girlfriend with me.

Also.... After much deliberation and consideration, I have decided it is much easier to move all my Bat-muses (including the ones in my headspace that I haven’t made blogs for yet) to a single multi-muse blog. This blog is going to remain here, but it will be... Inactive. I’ll be playing Crane, as well as 11 other muses, here. Y’all should probably follow. Maybe.

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//So where is everybody getting that Jonathan Crane's birthday is today? bc the DC universe calendar from back in the day says November 16.... Just curious.

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//Hey all. This is me dropping in to make yall aware that I'm not dead. I kinda just.... Took a break. I guess. Idk. Jonathan is still an active muse, and so is my Rorschach muse, and I just... Idk. I'm still pissed about how fucking stupid tumblr looks and I don't wanna look at the dash but I want to rp and just ugh.

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ohfuckyeahcillianmurphy

I suppose I should have been warned. It is impossible to interview Cillian Murphy. His pale blue eyes refuse to allow it. OK, he is personable and kind and courteous, and arrives on time, and answers all my questions patiently, unerringly, and thoughtfully. But none of that means anything once you are held in his gaze. It is steady, and open, like his face. But his eyes dominate everything. One journalist even believed they should get reviews of their own. — Writer Philip Hoare on what it was like interviewing Cillian Murphy for Another Man A/W 2015

mycompoundwilltakeyouplaces

//that moment when you’re all excited because you saw a makeup tutorial online that inspired you to make a genderbent scarecrow costume

and you google the thing to get ideas

and then you feel bad and hate yourself and don’t want to do it because literally every other genderbent arkham scarecrow costume is sexy and you can’t be walking around half naked with your fat self

mycompoundwilltakeyouplaces

//That moment when you think about it again two days later And you say to yourself, "Fuck it bitches I am fucking fabulous and fluffy watch me rock the shit outta this." And you prep yourself for hours of hand-sewing bc you don't own a sewing machine and also decorative vs functional stitching gah

A stick rolls into Jonathan's lap, seemingly from nowhere. It simply falls there. There is nothing but silence, but if one were to listen closely they might hear the soft cries of, 'Jooooonaaaathaaaaan.' Or did they? I don't know. You tell me. It's a stick. Sticks don't talk. Or do they?

Jonathan stared at the stick. Then he reached for his mask. Then he looked back to the stick. Then back to the mask. He shivered. Was.... Was he actually frightened?

//that moment when you’re all excited because you saw a makeup tutorial online that inspired you to make a genderbent scarecrow costume

and you google the thing to get ideas

and then you feel bad and hate yourself and don’t want to do it because literally every other genderbent arkham scarecrow costume is sexy and you can’t be walking around half naked with your fat self

#tw: body image #out of spoop

"Help me decorate."

"It would be my pleasure. I made a wreath that says "spoopy" for the front door..."

"Wanna go scares some kids?"

"I prefer to run my.experiments on adults, but.... Wait. SCARES some kids? Please, tell me that was just a slip of the tongue."

"Eww, that costume is horrible. Change right now."

"Excuse me? At least MY suit matches." *the sass is real*

"Are those fake vampire teeth in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"Funny you should ask." He pulled the plastic teeth out, still wrapped in plastic, and unwrapped them, popping them into his mouth. "What do you think?"

//Wait why the fuck does pushing enter on mobile not create a line break on the final post staff I swear to God fucking fix this shit right the fuck now

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Weekend goals: 9/19-9/20

1. Survive 13 hour day of second job 2. Remember to make car payment when I get home. 3. Try to figure out how to rp with this shitty ass fucking ugly as Satan’s ballsack update, since it’s obviously not going away 4. Make an actual promo, something pretty and fancy that doesn’t look like it was completed entirely in MS Paint.

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"So what are you going to be for Halloween?"

"I don't know... Would it be too ironic of me to suggest a scarecrow? It's not as though I can't pull it off."