Rick and Morty trash

Kit Humphrey || 20 || Nebraska || Rick and Morty content y'all!

[mycosplyshame]

Morticia with freckles Also pouting

[ladyofspoons]

just remembered that time i carved a viking runestone transcribing the Fitness Gram Pacer Test…

[ladyofspoons]

@theshitpostcalligrapher is this anything?

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

oh i love this

[chelebelle-topaz]

please elaborate?

[ladyofspoons]

ok so, in my senior year of high school, i was taking an advanced construction technology class, but because of covid, it was extremely limited, to the point of one of the assignments being “do something that involves one of these trades/skills” and on that list was stone working. i had recently acquired a dremel, and gotten a little practice engraving letters, and figured that i could finally make a runestone or a monolith type thing. the reason i chose do specifically make it about the Fitness Gram Pacer Test was because at the time i was watching a lot of Overly Sarcastic Productions videos, and one of them (the quetzalcoatl one i think) mentioned how nobody would carve a monolith describing the Fitness Gram Pacer Test. i took this as a challenge, and also thought it would be very funny thing to do, and a great use of covid time. so about a week later, i had learnt elder fuþark, acquired a 26x26x2” slab of sandstone (approx 52 lbs.), freehanded a design based on a few different real world runestones, and carved out all the runes to describe the trial of Pæsjir, ringing serpent of endurance, a giant snake that serpentines across a 20m field in pursuit of the test taker, ringing a bell each time it turns around, and progressively increasing in speed until the participant either escapes, or is swallowed, sending the beast into a state of lethargy until another sacrifice must be provided. and then i spent the next week and a half painting it. it currently leans against the back of my parents’ house to get free weathering, and also because my parents don’t want it inside.

[ladyofspoons]

also have been kicking around the idea of maybe doing custom carvings…

[noblecrumpet-dorkvision]

Sorcerer Week: Origin Stories

image credit: KILART

Sorcerers are usually born with their powers or are tied to a font of magical force. This is what makes a sorcerer unique from any other spellcaster. When I was first writing content for this class week, I struggled. This was until I discovered just how open-ended it was. As long as it isn’t a patron or a spell you can write down in a book, it counts! Even when you look at the existing sorcerous origins in the PHB and UA content, you can see how varied a sorcerer’s power source can be. A sorcerer’s power can originate:

From their ancestry: like the draconic bloodline sorcerer. The favored soul has an angelic ancestor. Even the Sea, Storm, and Stone Sorcery origins tie a character’s heritage to sea, air, or earth creatures.

From a connection to a certain plane: like the Shadow Sorcerer, who is connected to the Shadowfell, which imbues their soul with power. The Wild Magic Sorcerer is tied to the plane of Limbo, which fuels their chaotic powers.

From a connection to a specific magical power: The Phoenix Sorcerer draws power “from the immortal flame that fuels the phoenix.” It doesn’t necessarily mean their ancestor was a phoenix, or that they are connected to the plane of fire, but rather a legendary flaming node of magic.

From proximity or exposure to magical power: simply witnessing a dragon or phoenix seems to touch people with magic, as does simply being exposed to the Shadowfell.

If we want to boil this down to a single source of magical power that includes all of these, I would have to say that a sorcerer’s power comes from their soul. A soul that has been touched, blessed, tainted, or born with some form of inherent magic. So let’s discover what other ways your sorcerer’s soul can be altered! The lists below are mostly for flavor, but I encourage everyone to make subclasses or prestige classes for these because I only have so much time! But don’t worry, I definitely have some planned for the rest of Sorcerer Week!

Unique Magical Ancestors

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[mycosplyshame]

The "girlfriend"

[telfyr-deactivated20171226]

give me your credit card number morty

[uoruta]

You’re daddy’s good girl

[shangi-y-yan-deactivated2018080]

Sleepy head :>

[rickandmortysincave]

Sooo cute 😍

[betterbegoob-deactivated2019052]

Rick and Morty doodles :3

[alisa-aydin]

A Rick with only granddaughters!

[secondarygoelie]

[futagogo]

In love with this style! The tears are beautiful!

[ok-oko-deactivated20210312]

i like the idea of morticia and miami being kinda like a girl gang duo

[brightgoat]

i decided to put a bunch of wigs on robots and made a Portal/Rick and Morty crossover universe

hope no one did this before, haha

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Fuck the dice! I need to be dramatic!

our warlock after his monologue was interrupted by the DM telling him he needed to roll (via yourplayersaidwhat)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

We’re talking to a Priest and checking out a local church and attempting to open the rooms inside of the church. Priest: Why are you trying to get into my bedroom Bard: Oh you know why I want to get into your bedroom *wink wink* GM: This a Priest and he is very weirded out by where this conversation is going. Bard: Do you want me to call you father or daddy?

[schwifty-memes]

[schwifty-memes]

[freedricksanchez]

Papping the Floof… 

- Rick and Morty 3x06 : Rest and Ricklaxation