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[catasters]

[mycrazycatladyposts]

Tonight I got mad at my office “holiday” party when the owners brought 8 door prizes for approximately 100 employees and over half were won by volunteers!! Does that make me a bad person?

[mycrazycatladyposts]

My husband: Why am I going 80 and the car in front of me is pulling away??

Me: Probably because they’re......going faster?!

Husband: 😵

[mycrazycatladyposts]

John Wich 3 spoiler without context: The dog gets shot!!

[girlsbestkeptsecret]

[mycrazycatladyposts]

Georgia has some strange looking insects. This ugly little guy flew inside my house and at first I thought, oh look a grasshopper but after looking closer I wasn’t sure anymore. What is this bug called?

[mycrazycatladyposts]

For those of you thinking about getting in a relationship! My husband just slept until 1 in the afternoon (while I cleaned the house) and had the balls to ask me what I was gonna make for lunch, smh

[mycrazycatladyposts]

[mycrazycatladyposts]

Stop telling me to have a blessed day! I will have the day that I deserve!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

The human brain is amazing, working 24/7, starting from the day you’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or talking to someone attractive

[trasemc]

The most iconic cats snaps of 2018

[breeze2]

[plounce]

they are a witch’s two familars and have never gotten along, but one day the witch disappears and so they must go on a cross-country search in order to bring her home. along the way, the cat learns to loosen up while the crow gains worldly experience, and they both become better friends

[mycrazycatladyposts]

Did you mean “Milo and Otis”?

[mycrazycatladyposts]

Two of my most common emotions when I’m hanging out with my hubby: 1) let’s cuddle all evening 2) breathe quieter you idiot!!

[twitterlols]

[hannahhillam]

STEP RIGHT UP

[just-shower-thoughts]

A gynecologist is a private investigator.

[barksnmeows]

So true 😂