My Cute Zombie Girl

A love story between a boy and his cute zombie girl as told through journal entries

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My Cute Zombie Girlfriend

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I was at the mall when the whole “end of the world by zombies” thing went down. I managed to make it out of the immediate crowds of people and hordes of undead. However, lucky for me, a cute undead girl, hungering for my heart… and the rest of my body… followed me. I’m keeping a journal of our love and you’re welcome to read it but keep your hands off my cute zombie girlfriend!

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Submitted my game, Wake Up, to EctoComp2018

You are awake and alone. Unable to move. Unable to fight against the thing slowly rising from within you. Is there any part of you that can resist? Any part that you can still move? (Based on a true event in my life when I was fourteen)

* Created in less than 4 hours for the Ectocomp 2018 Jam *

* You can also play it online: http://howtophil.com/IF/wakeup/ *

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Day Eight

Day Eight: It turns out that Blondy isn't actually named Cindy or anything even close to that. I guess her name is Veronica, which she explained very loudly and for a very long time is not anything close to Cindy. I don't know why it's so important to her that I get her name right. 

She spent a large portion of yesterday and last night staring out the windows, watching the zombies walk around. She claims there's a pattern to where they wander around to, if they don't notice us in the house that is. 

She snuck across the street to a few of the other houses and gathered more canned food and some more boards for the doors and windows. At least she's making herself useful. 

She spent a few hours just watching CZ wander around the outside of house. I told her that CZ followed me all the way from the mall and has stayed close by ever since. Veronica says she's never seen a zombie that stalked a person for so long before. She just doesn't get that what CZ and I have is true love.

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Day Seven

Day Seven: Blondy has reminded me of her name at least a dozen times today. Truthfully, I couldn't care less what she's called, I just wish she'd stop eating the canned food and leave to find the safe haven she keeps going on and on about. 

She keeps telling me that there's no relationship between me and CZ, that the feelings I think I have for "that undead abomination" are just delusions caused by the stress of being constantly surrounded by things that want to kill me, the sleep deprivation caused by all the noise they make, and a bunch of other psych-101 nonsense. 

I know that there's real love between me and CZ! It's the undying kind! The kind of love that only a cute zombie and an open minded man like me could ever share! 

Blondy, I think her name might be Cindy or something like that, insists I've lost my mind and that I need to go with her so I can "get help" at the sanctuary. Why won't she just leave me alone? If I'm insane, then isn't staying with me or traveling with me dangerous? 

She keeps asking about ammo for the shotgun too, but I suspect she just wants to shoot CZ. I won't let her do that!

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Day Six

Day Six: A living girl came to the front door today. She's not nearly as cute as CZ, but I mean, who can be as drop dead gorgeous as my cute zombie girl? Certainly not this sweaty, blonde, bossy thing that demanded I let her into my home. I did open the door and let her in though. She told me her name, but I can't really remember what it is. 

I think CZ is jealous. She was so upset, she actually managed to punch through one of the boards covering up a hole in the back door. That blonde bitch tried to shoot CZ with my shotgun! She tried to shoot my CZ! It's a good thing I keep it unloaded and hid the ammo. 

Blondy won't stop pestering me though. She actually wants me to leave with her to go looking for some safe haven she's heard about. As if I'd leave my precious CZ all alone.

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Day Five

Day Five: I found a shotgun and some shells in the basement this morning. Around noon, a hopped up hummer came through town and the people inside shot up most of the zombies around my house. 

I was really worried that they might have got CZ too, but she was in the backyard at the time and was pounding against my boarded up widows just a couple hours after the group in the hummer drove off again. 

I'm glad they didn't get CZ and I can't say I'm too sad that the other zombies are gone.

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Day Four

Day Four: The cute zombie girl seems to have invited a few of her friends to join us. I'm not sure how I feel about it though. I mean, those other zombies aren't bad looking and they all seem really interested in me, but am I ready for a group thing? I was just getting used to the idea of sharing myself with CZ (Cute Zombie). They've all been making a racket by running into the walls and hitting them over and over all night and day. It might be fun to try, but my heart belongs to CZ. I want her to have it, literally.

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Day Three

Day Three: I tried to offer the cute zombie girl some of the Spam I found in the cupboard under the sink, but she nearly took a bite of my hand instead, the little minx! I've never had a girl go after my body this boldly before. I wonder if it's just because I'm the last man on Earth. If it is, then hot-damn! Lucky me! I've got the cutest undead girl in the world after me!

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Day Two

Day Two: The cute zombie girl pounded her fists against the locked door to the abandoned house I've been sleeping in all night and all day. Man, she has it bad! She has long brown hair, that's just a little matted with blood and gore, and almost all of her teeth, which are broken into sharp jagged edges, but somehow those sharp edges just make her smile even more beautiful!

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Day One

Day One: I think the cute zombie girl, who has been slowly chasing me all day, must really like me. When I asked for her number though, she tried to bite me. I'm not sure if that was flirting or just the never ending hunger of the undead.