murder she spoke

My Favorite Murder. A podcast about, well, murder. Also amazingly quotable. Elvis, want a cookie?

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long time no see everybody! sorry for the silence but im going to try to be much more active now!!

SSDGM!

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I don't think a lot when I'm eating alone. It's a blur, there's a lot of noises...and some light crying.

Karen Kilgariff, My Favorite Murder Episode 116: Robot Grandma

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If someone’s a real hard ass, they’re the biggest softie…we’re like a prickly pear with a gooey center.

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you’re in a cult. call your dad. 📞✨🔪 [redbubble] [society6]

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Never Not Funny #1716

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For your reaction gif needs. x

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My new font, Mystery Typewriter was inspired by My Favorite Murder. Here are some of my favorite quotes from the podcast.

You can get the font here (seamless background patterns included!). During september, 20% of the price goes to the Humane Society. ♥

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feel free to answer if you aren’t interested in true crime at all, i want ur feedback as well!

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Meh it’s almost 1am and I do not feel well *listens to my favorite murder podcast in the dark*

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"Maybe I wouldn't have gotten into crime if someone had just offered me an icy cold Diet Pepsi."

- Karen Kilgariff, MFM Minisode 33

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"Chipotle: when life is empty and you need beans."

Karen Kilgariff, My Favorite Murder Episode 42: Abject Failure

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Click here to support Jack Garza's Leukemia Treatment

Near the end of 2016 Jack began to see patches of severe bruising along their abdomen and legs, accompanied by weakness, weight loss, pallor, and dizziness. They ignored it at first and instead focused on their school and community work but it rapidly worsened. Their significant other finally...

some amazing people set this up for me and it would be just as amazing if you guys could share it! i know a lot of us are struggling with money but every share does help this sick trans chicanx queer 🌹

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not to be dramatic but I just spent the last half hour with my head on the toilet after throwing up bl**d this is kicking my ass lmao anything helps I also have a cash.me ($jfg13) and am still doing small commissions!

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My Favorite Murder Ep 60 - Jazz It

Karen: If there is someone in the bathroom that came into the bathroom to harm you or touch you in any way that you don't want to happen, the knee goes to the nuts, the fingers go to the eyes, and you fucking go for it. Animal style, like they serve at In N Out. You fucking go for it.

Georgia: Yeah. Put some fucking thousand island on that motherfucker. Give him that thousand island beatdown.

Karen: You melt that cheese on top of that beatdown girl!

Georgia: And you fucking put some sauteed onions and some fucking thousand island...beatdown.

Karen: It's called the Not Today Motherfucker Special, and you serve it up for free.

Georgia: Animal style.

Karen: Yeah. 100%.

Georgia: Bon appetit, motherfucker.

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I don't know Dad, because I'm busy going to therapy to get over...you?

Georgia Hardstark, My Favorite Murder Episode 58: Some Quiet Sunday

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"What if you just put four [pairs of underwear] on at once and every day you took off another one?"

Georgia Hardstark - My Favorite Murder

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