[secretsbest]

[ignitiondorks]

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

[theodorepython]

HES BREAD JIM

[moneyghosts]

JESUS CRUST

[vampandvisiongirl]

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

[matthew-williamson]

[artworkroom]

By Stephanie Gonot.

[bobbydoherty]

Rye Breadz for New York Magazine

[cuntamination]

[thejogging]

Food for thought, 2013

Bread

∂∂∂

[kendyllhillegas]

Since I was homeschooled, I got to eat grilled cheese for lunch practically every day and I didn’t appreciate it. All I did was wish I could have a lunch box, and that it could be filled with bologna and carrot sticks.

[gemmacorrell]

Your purpose, Mr Potato, is to be made into delicious chips so that I can eat you and all of your friends.

[camille-the-great]

The Marvellous Breadfish (by Weebl’s Spraff)

WATTTT

[damienmaloney]

[snapmagazine-blog-blog]

damienmaloney

[sfmoma]

SUBMISSION:

www.alicemulliez.com/en

pics by E. Perrodo

[nevver]

Art on Toast

[flavorwire]

I could take or leave that Dali

[callmemcboobies-deactivated2014]

[eisnekcam]

Where are you going that it’s normal to be carrying a loaf of bread

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

any major eastern european country

[davidbrandongeeting]

soaring loaf (for bryan), brooklyn 2013

[myfavoritetoast]

[kanadetachiibana]

[chuckle-w0rthy-deactivated20150]

i hope the shower isn’t too toasty for you.

[speakingoftransitionalphrases-d]

this is my favourite picture on the internet

[bopx]

I hope hundreds of years later this picture is found completely out of context by anthropologists and it’s the final tipping point before they completely give up on trying to understand the internet in this decade. 

[myfavoritetoast]