like strawberries in the summertime

hey, i'm camille! ask is open and happy tags are always here if you need them she/her

[oneheadtoanother]

[medievaljournalist]

lately ive been imagining bright strobing lights and demonic thoughtforms 24/7 in order to make my psychoscape uninhabitable for any malicious telepaths trying to gain access

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[bladedamus]

easily a contender for post of the decade

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

[wayneradiotv]

[slunch]

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

If someone is a necromancer its cuz they have no money to hire men and no charisma to convince people to their cause u have to understand they only fuck with skeletons because they have no other option

[cyelatm]

I wait anxiously at the gates of heaven as Koko the Gorilla speed-reads my entire case file containing all of the events of my life, letting out a solitary “Heh” upon reaching the cause of death: “Torn apart by monkeys”

[pleasures]

[strawberry-crocodile]

ill be real the "poly people are uglyyy" thing just feels like cope? like theyre in a polycule. they have directly proven that multiple people find them hot enough to want to be in a relationship, often sexual, with. you have what? one single Monogamous Jessica, and you're terrified she'll leave you as soon as she sees a rooster with bigger tail feathers?

[strawberry-crocodile]

we have a winner folks, @some-stars got it in one

[sacred-portal]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

[vile-things]

[sacred-portal]