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Meditation talk with Vivian

[myfriendvivian]

Wedding Invitation

*I show Vivian a picture of a Wedding Invitation I got*

me: what is that to you. first instinct. what do you think it is?

vivian: An ugly wedding invite

me: LOL DUDE. IT LOOKS LIKE CREDIT CARD PAYMENT BILLS. I DONT WANT NO DEBT.

vivian: *ignoring me* ...Mr boring marrying ms boring. Come not celebrate and be bored at our wedding with us.

vivian: The reception will be no dinner but free tax services thank you for your love

me: *laughing uncontrollably*

vivian: *continues* Also please do not gift us anything with color. We like monochrome. Maybeeeee a hint of brown. If you can make it boring enough

[dancing-to-your-heartbeat-blog]

[death-by-lulz]

Showing up at your best friends house uninvited.

[myfriendvivian]

LOLLL SAME

[myfriendvivian]

[myfriendvivian]

Fifi!

Vivian

[myfriendvivian]

The Dying Brown Banana on my Kitchen Counter

Vivian: *looks at dying banana* wow. this banana is not happy....*touches it*

Me: It's okay I'll put it in my chia seed pudding in the morning..

Vivian: yeah you better

Me: Oh I'm sorry, are you this banana's agent?

Vivian: Bananagent.

[myfriendvivian]

Doesn’t matter which chatting application you are on...Vivian will always deliver. 

[myfriendvivian]

Have some integrity for fucksake

Vivian: I mean if I meet a sugar daddy that's also cute and sweet and ok..

Vivian: but no.......

Vivian: LOL

Vivian: but not for my work. That's all me they can pay for my travel

Vivian: HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA

We should all be like Vivian, have some integrity but also have a little fun too ;D

[myfriendvivian]

First thing in the morning...without saying hello

Vivian: omg i had coffee this morning...jane gave me this cool looking product that is coffee & vegan meal replacement so i tried it

Vivian: now I’m just a walking vibrator

Vivian: i can’t sit still lol

[myfriendvivian]

When Vivian talks about the idea of being bloated. 

[myfriendvivian]

Vivian is actually a Thug

(currently I am working in a cafe, messaging vivian. I’m about to go to her house to finish up) 

Me: Okay lemme pay

Me: yay

Me: day

Me: sunday

Me: LOL

Vivian: omg what are you saying?

Vivian: pay? 

Me: I’m in a cafe

Vivian: oh yeah

Me: you want me to just be a criminal? and just leave? 

Me: Damn vivian. thug lyfe.

Vivian: yes.

Vivian: one life

Vivian: do it once

Vivian: remember we are trying new things

Me: VIVIAN. 

[myfriendvivian]

*me finally getting a new car after being without a car for 7 months* 

Vivian: *watches my instagram story* omg I am so excited we need to throw a baby shower for your car 

[myfriendvivian]

Get on this train of thought because it's leaving already

Vivian: He's a dick.

Vivian: He's a ballsack

Vivian: He's a poop

Vivian: He's a poop particle. Not even worthy of poop.

**a few moments.**

Vivian: A particle. 👌🏻

[myfriendvivian]

How dare you.

Penniless monkey ass face: You're a cunt.

Vivian: Actually I'm really sweet

[myfriendvivian]

Let's do Hotpot and PJs party!

Vivian: I'm down. I love Pjs

[myfriendvivian]

Vivian: I can't wait to hang with you I need Jackie time!

Me: YES ME TOO UGH

Me: IM ALL SAD

Me: AND COLD

Me: AND LONELY

Me: HALP ME

Vivian: ✨😂😭💕

Me: we're such annoying babies

Me: HAHAHAHAHA

Me: this DIY day is gonna be intense

Vivian: Whatever better than ajimas LOL

Where the hell did you learn the word "Ajima?" you aren't even korean, did you hang with jina and anna today? (our korean friends)

[myfriendvivian]

Vivian reading our mutual friend's hoe-ism texts

Her response: you go glen hoe hoe