Ultra-LAME

Call me Connor. I'll give you a what-for if you decide to fuck with me, mate. S: 8 P: 5 E: 7 C: 5 I: 2 A: 3 L: 10

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"THAT LADY'S A RIGHT GIT IF YOU ASK ME"

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Do you work here?

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Connor in 15 and tasia in 4 B')

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ya really smell bad/ you got a dumb accent too/ imma punch you man

"OH MATE IS THAT IT DO YA WANNA FECKIN GO, MATE?! I'LL GO, MATE, WE CAN FECKIN GO! CMON PUT UP YER DUKES LET'S GO!" But Connor is laughing through the yells.

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Connor's a bit squirmy at first, not quite expecting how to react or what to feel. But as soon as the touch starts, he relaxes, and makes a soft groan of pleasure. It's more than a little weird--he hasn't even played with them himself for a really long while--but it's nice. They're pretty sensitive, and her curiosity only serves to turn him on even more. He toys with her breasts confidently in return, grinning dazedly.

"Not bad," he admits, and he shifts a bit so he can start to push one hand down her stomach and into the front of her overalls. His head bows down and he catches her lips in another deep kiss. As he sucks her lower lip, the fingers in her overalls squirm down and explore her thoroughly, still grinning between kisses. "You're really, warm."

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Connor kneels silent over her and watches her reaction. It's much better than he expects; no disgust, no denial, only that vague curiousity as she looks him over. He feels his heart clam, his nervousness melting away as he drops his arm and reveals his chest to her, his own slide her shirt up again, so one hand can toy at her breasts while the other supports him up over her.

"Not at all. Go ahead," he says, grinning unabashedly now and staring right into her eyes. "I've never really had anyone touch 'em before, so..."

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Connor crouches over her with his hands still pressed on her chest, head cocked to the side. He figures, he might as well truck through this. Get it over with.

"I understand if it's a bit weird for you, but, uh, basically. I might not have the parts you'd be expectin'. Like, I have tits, and I don't got a real cock or nothin'."

Well, that sure was a thing he said. He's sort of trying to grin but it's rather sheepish and he feels pretty nervous about it. As to punctuate his statement, Connor peels off his t-shirt and unhooks his binder. Well, yep, there sure are boobs there. Not very big or anything, but they're there. He simply kneels there for a moment over Nico with his muscular chest bared, before crossing his arms over it.

"But it ain't like I'm a girl. I'm a guy. I've been taking hormones for it and everything, so that's why I've got the goatee 'n deep voice 'n alla that," he explains, looking at Nico to gauge her reaction. He doesn't remember ever feeling this nervous, not for a long time, at least.

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Sweet pre-beard man. Always nice to meet another facial hair fan 8)

"Aw yeah this bro know how it’s doin’.” He bumps fists with Peter. “Dunno if I could ever reach your status. Took me long enough to get this, mate.”

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"Oh yeah, bet they’d love to get their hands on something like that." 

It’s quite miraculous to Peter that Connor’s Kept the thugs away from his prize for as long as he has. Who wouldn’t want to get their hands on that kind of transportation. But he could tell (even before the other man flexed) that the raider can hold his own. The flexing doesn’t exactly hurt though. Nothing wrong with a little extra convincing.

"Bet it’s some of the safest territory in the Mojave with those kinda guns," he laughs, "It’d be cool to see someday, but either way hope you get out man. Especially before things get worse." 

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The man laughs as well, a playful bark, and he rubs at his goatee while grinning at Peter. "Ehh, I'm not too worried about it. Long as I keep my focus and find these last few parts, I could be up and runnin' in a month's time."

He might be worried, sharing all this information about his work, if Bui was anything but a harmless scraggly dude he had every confidence that he could overpower.

"But, that's enough about me, mate. What about you? What do you do for work?"

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The boy tries to be casual while tossing his jacket over the arm of the chair, but his heart must be pounding a million miles a minute, and there's an urgent twinge in his crotch as he feels her tug bedwards a bit. Here it is. This is it. He can do this. He's a man!

But as he nudges her to the bed and starts to kiss her again, he feels his throat lock up anxiously and his hands get a bit stiff. Deep breaths, just go for it. She wants it as bad as you. His hands shift and move up underneath her tank top, sliding over her belly, and are quick to grab at her breasts, a small sound coming up from his throat at their warmth. He pushes harder into the kiss, sending them toppling onto the bed with a small chuckle from Connor.

He parts from her for a moment, hands still on her chest, to grin down at her.

"Hey, I, uh. Got somethin' I should probably tell ya first."

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Connor's pulled along like a puppy, in a sort of daze from the attention to his scalp. He does his best to smile back but his nerves are grabbing at him again. He should say something. Better not to leave it unexpected. But every time he opens his mouth to speak his throat locks up, so he figures he'll say something once they're actually settled in. "Yeah," is all he can say, feeling flushed and childish.

With a dry swallow, he follows her along to the house and, eventually, to her bedroom. He takes a moment to glance around, hand holding tightly onto hers, and he grins a bit.

"Nice place, luv."

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Connor flushes at her teasing, feeling a bit overzealous and young, but at least she didn't tell him off in seriousness or send him on his way. He plans to make her happy enough. Nodding and easing his leg away, Connor gives her mouth and jaw another fluttering kiss, bearing a big grin.

"I wouldn't mind seein' it," he mumbles, tilting his head into the touch at his hair and squinting his eyes in pleasure. His hands remain solidly on her waist. "Or seein' you without all these clothes on, babe."

He's feeling pretty warm himself in his jacket, so he releases her to pull it away and slings it over an arm.

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Connor barks out a laugh, eyeing Bui and slicking his hair back from his forehead with a palm. “Yeah, s’pose I could’a. But where’s the fun in that?”

He keeps a bit of space between the two of them. An angry Freesider who just got robbed is not exactly safe, and he knows Bui is unarmed, but still. He’d rather avoid getting punched or tackled. Who knows what it might start?

"I really am sorry, mate. Wish it could’a gone down different. But, it’s just the way the world works these days. You wanna get somethin’ done, you gotta take some risks for it. You understand, right, mate? No hard feelings or anything?"

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Nah, man, I totally get ya. [He say, nodding. He remains sitting on on ground, putting a hand in his pocket.] I ain’t not saint myself. I’ve robbed a person here and there when I need to and all that.

[With a smile still in place, he looks up at Connor.] I just hope you don’t plan on doing that again, alright? Stealing from a beggar himself ain’t gonna get ya much profit, heheh! [He gives him a playful wink. Ahh… He’ll get the son of a bitch later.]

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Connor shrugs and backs of a bit more, preparing to leave the scene of the crime promptly. But he feels he owes Bui at least a small chat before rushing off. "Ya never know what sort of great stashes shabby-lookin' folks might got hidden away." Is he calling Bui shabby? Yes. He is. But it's a cute sort of shabby, no homo.

He takes another step back.

"Really I oughta be headin' out now. But maybe next time I see ya, it can be on friendly terms, huh?" he asks, cocking his head to the side and running his fingers through his curly hair.

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"Oh, no, I’m quite fine with it, actually," Connor murmurs. His grin is wide and shameless as that arm settles fully against her waist. God, she’s so small next to him. “Unless you have some dastardly plans for me, that is. And even then…”

He has to bend over quite a lot to meet her face-to-face, and once he’s there, he doesn’t move in to seal the deal. He’s started it a bit, now he wants to wait and see what Nico thinks of him. She does seem the type to prefer making the big moves. But, this close to her, the temptation to simply move in and kiss is hard to resist. He does his best.

"I think I’d like a bit of dastardly from you, Nico.”

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Nico smiles herself, if more sly in comparison to Connor’s rascally grin. Her eyes squint devilishly when he gets closer, and she leans herself comfortably against that arm of his. Mmmm.

"I guess I can let you have some of it, yeah?" She brings her hand up to twirl a finger around that goatee of his, eyeing his face with those big eyes of hers, and brings down his lips onto hers with a demanding tug.

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Connor feels his stomach flip when his goatee's tugged and their mouths are on one another, and his heart races. He was so excited for this, and he still is, but now he's more than just a little nervous too and he hesitates noticeably for a moment.

It's shrugged off quickly, though, and now both of his arms snake around her waist so he half-lifts her up and half hugs her. He returns the kiss with a shaky sort of sigh through his nose, nugdes her back, and promptly has her pressed against the nearest shelf with his knee pushing up between her legs and teeth nipping at her lower lip.

He's definitely eager for her, if a mite worried. It doesn't seem to be stopping him at this point, though, with his arms hugging around her waist and drawing her to grind along his leg while they kiss.

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Connor does his bark of a laugh and rolls his shoulders, certainly sounding like quite the rascal as his eyes follow her. Then, she steps past, and he turns to follow her inside so she can close the doors if she wants. He looks around again, strolling around and smiling.

"About time," he says, stepping in a bit closer to her and pretending to be very interested in a very uninteresting scrap of metal just around her so he has an excuse to put his arm there. "Nearly closed up now?"

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Nico could get used to that laugh, she decides. She closes the metal doors to her shop and locks them securely. Perhaps too securely, what with a lock, a metal bar, and a padlock on the metal bar. Regardless of being sure nobody would risk breaking into a gun and robot shop, she didn’t get where she was by leaving security up to chance. Especially not when she’s gonna be rather… occupied.

She flicks her eyes towards his arm, and then to his face. ”Hope you don’t mind being locked in with me,” she says as she tucks the keys into her pocket. 

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"Oh, no, I'm quite fine with it, actually," Connor murmurs. His grin is wide and shameless as that arm settles fully against her waist. God, she's so small next to him. "Unless you have some dastardly plans for me, that is. And even then..."

He has to bend over quite a lot to meet her face-to-face, and once he's there, he doesn't move in to seal the deal. He's started it a bit, now he wants to wait and see what Nico thinks of him. She does seem the type to prefer making the big moves. But, this close to her, the temptation to simply move in and kiss is hard to resist. He does his best.

"I think I'd like a bit of dastardly from you, Nico."

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"Uhhh," Connor hums, and then makes an obviously exaggerated sneeze, fanning at his face. "Sorry, luv, alleric to dust, I’m afraid. Carry on. I can wait."

Connor leans against the doorframe and watches with his hands still in his pockets, legs crossed comfortably and eyes on the prize (the prize is Nico.) He grins a bit and tilts his head again, peering curiously as he watches her sweep.

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She snorts. Yea she thought as much, huh. “Allergic to dust? What are you doing in the Mojave, then?” she asks, continuing her sweeping. She eyes him right back as she goes, glancing down to the ground to check her work, and then back at Connor. A bit of a rascal and she’s not quite sure he won’t try any funny business, but despite his goatee his looks aren’t bad at all.

She smiles wryly at him and stops, giving the ground another glance. “I’d say I’m about done, yeah?” she says, walking towards Connor and past him, gesturing for him to move from the doorframe. 

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Connor does his bark of a laugh and rolls his shoulders, certainly sounding like quite the rascal as his eyes follow her. Then, she steps past, and he turns to follow her inside so she can close the doors if she wants. He looks around again, strolling around and smiling.

"About time," he says, stepping in a bit closer to her and pretending to be very interested in a very uninteresting scrap of metal just around her so he has an excuse to put his arm there. "Nearly closed up now?"

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"Oh, wherever you’d like me to, babe." Connor stands just inside the shop, hands in his pockets and head cocked to the side as he glances about. The place is stocked well, plenty of scrap metal and specialized items and all sorts of junk he couldn’t even begin to place. He’s impressed. He had heard Nico was good, but this? This was great.

Connor has more pressing issues on his mind at the moment, though. His smarmy little grin says as much.

"So. When do you think you’ll be done with the sweeping?"

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In response, Nico sweeps a cloud of dust in his direction, sacrificing a spot of cleanliness just to get back at this boy’s smarm. “I’ll be done when I’m done. You could ask Ivan for a broom and help me out.” Is she serious? Is she joking? Her tone is pretty vague, probably to see what Connor will actually do.

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"Uhhh," Connor hums, and then makes an obviously exaggerated sneeze, fanning at his face. "Sorry, luv, alleric to dust, I'm afraid. Carry on. I can wait."

Connor leans against the doorframe and watches with his hands still in his pockets, legs crossed comfortably and eyes on the prize (the prize is Nico.) He grins a bit and tilts his head again, peering curiously as he watches her sweep.