Soul for sale, gently used

Kaitlyn, bi, 29, she/her, PNW. If you ever wanna talk, come hmu! I'd love to chat with ya and am always happy for new friends!

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[drchucktingle]

devastated to announce i am no longer undefeated in the all queer secret hollywood fantasy football league

[homoidioticus]

Commenters praise the girls frugality

[bace-jeleren]

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[beardedmrbean]

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[apatheticfluorescence]

when a car that's busted up doesn't use their turn signal. did you learn anything

[orcboxer]

autism tests are so funny. I'm extremely literal most of the time, but people don't tell me that generally, so I'm inclined to answer disagree. because I'm taking the statement too literally

[peopleingishard]

^not my post but same sentiment

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[jonathanssweatercollection]

loving the lord of the rings so far

[handmed0wnart]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[hobbies306540111]

women should lift weights because it prevents osteoporosis in old age and makes you a more capable person in everyday life please shut up about butts and waists and hourglasses i'm going to fucking kill

[myhiddenknowledge]

I burned my ankle with the flame weeding torch the other day and now everyone who sees it thinks I have ringworm :(

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[mousey-toy]