Blaaah

My head is too loud and I'm way quiet.

[eeeeeeesfoihaoih-deactivated201]

pretty girls with a messy bun and baggy shirts look hot as fuck but when I do it it’s like I’ve been doing drugs for 5 days straight

[chuckhistory]

Ooops, I dropped my towel. 

[gamechangershow]

Looks like she’s gone au naturale. 

[milthanks]

*sounds of Nash Grier screaming*

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

So it’s the first day of college and there are people handing out bibles everywhere

[dabsquat]

let me tell you a story

i picked philosphy as minor this semester and there are several “soon to be priests” who need to study philosophy before theology. to make it ven funnier it’s only me and other 5 women, all the other 40 are men priests.

on a rainy thursday (would you look at that coincidence) i got my pagan ass to class (heh) and i noticed some of them gave me weird looks because of my mjöllnir and my “””in your face””” pagan tshirt, so they started asking me why i was defying cristians with those accessories, in a catholic university and being probably baptized as christian when a baby. 

i just let them talk and heard a lot about how wrong i was converting to an “unexistent” and “primitive” religion when i shit you not a thunder hit the building next to ours and almost got everyone deaf. i got startled but i tried to keep my cool to scare them off and i said in my morgan freeman sort of voice “don’t you call my gods false”.

they literally run away to the sight of me now.

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

Thank you for your continuation to my post it’s the best one yet

[amightydirge]

It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver.

- Niccolò di Bernardo dei Machiavelli (via amightydirge)

[theforce]

i was 14 and i was walking through a mall by myself at 12am after my shift at coldstone creamery lol and a bunch of men started whistling and meowing and getting really close to me and they kept asking me questions and i kept not answering until i didn’t know what else to do so i said “i’m only 14” and almost in unison they said “we don’t care” i was so fucking scared i didn’t know what to do and they kept talking about how i looked and how my body looked and what they would do i was on the verge of tears i was all alone in a huge mall i knew i couldn’t outrun them all i felt totally hopeless until a maintenance worker came up to all of us with a huge industrial broom in her hand, i thought she was going to yell at all of us for being in the mall after hours bc she probably thought we were all friends but instead she cursed all of them out in spanish, threatened to press a panic button on her belt and then proceeded to walk me to the basement garage and waited with me until my mom got there to pick me up she had a death grip on her cart the whole time and a face of steel she looked so strong and i just kept saying thank you and she kept saying not to thank her because she had to stop them.

that was the moment i realized women were the most important beings on this planet and we have to protect each other bc nobody else is going to, she didn’t even know me, we couldn’t even communicate that well because of the language barrier, she could have lost her job for waiting with me in the parking lot but she looked out for me when she didn’t have to, she had nothing to gain from it, i’m 21 now and i tell everyone this story even though it happened 7 years ago, what she did that night helped me form and shape lot of my beliefs early on. 

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

[ofgeography]

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

[picture-of-sophisticated-grace]

[saintdollyparton]

This was the most Anna Kendrick-y thing in the whole movie.

[theatremissfit-deactivated20160]

What is Chris Pine even doing with his hand

[boshrocks]

That’s called The Royal Wave and its something he learned on The Princess Diaries 2

[sybello]

The most accurate shit ever

[sexedplus]

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[dappledwithshadow]

Edvard Munch

Study for Madonna

1894

[mcdonalds-and-chill]

[tatianamaslies]

[itsdaisyhater]

you must reblog every sunday

[doctorblue4tardis-blog]

Reblogging, Just because it’s sunday

[martiniprincess-blog]

Three minutes past. I could’ve avoided this lul.

[gloucesterroad]

It is Sunday. Therefore, it is relevant.

[eastdakota]

every sunday

[nightskylesbian]

mrsenneshaw mrs-storm-andrews doobs69 magneticdice iansassagher casthebutler martaaajt happy ultraviolet Sunday loves! Love y'all! :)

[scarletswitch]

Being New Parents Won’t Stop Kenan and SNL Host Scarlett Johansson From Partying

[gay-zing]

…is it like too soon to joke about it, or… ? (x)

[sodamnrelatable]

this should constantly be on my dash just every few days

[drizzyfuckingdrake]

[standingcowrrdly]

there’s a rly loud overconfident kid in my class who makes snarky remarks and jokes at everybody and he doesn’t do that to me so i was like “what’s the deal man do you hate me or something i wanna be included” and he got really quiet and whispered “i am afraid of you” i have achieved my dream

[tealightfultima-deactivated2015]

To the dozen anons who have asked about what’s under my hijab - since it obviously couldn’t be hair…it’s one of these:

• snakes • 5lbs of candy • a bear • Tiny elves making cookies • a vortex where all my powers and life force are kept • a teleporter • nothing. I keep it covered because there’s literally a black hole on top of my head

[desidrake]

You forgot Voldemort. Also, I am hiding Voldemort under my hijab