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My husband is a hottie 😍😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpunne9lmuG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=124ns0fpxybxb
#bluehair #tattoo #girlswithdyedhair #girlswithtattoos #piercings #mine #croptop #velvet https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj0YYQlHpzd/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vwo2pc9k469d
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When you trying your best but nothing is going right
me: i love this band
someone 30-40 years older than me: they’ve been around for awhile you just getting into them?
me: why didn’t you prevent vietnam?
*me getting under the covers* I’m in
A box of junk on my balcony
Pigeons:
Update:
Apparently they went furniture shopping, too, since the family is getting bigger.
Update:
I’ve named them Leia and Luke:
They’re ugly and cute at the same time:
Messy little critters:
They’ve entered their rebellious phase:
Just when I thought Luke and Leia grew up and I can finally clean the balcony, lo and behold, another pair of twins.
“This mop makes a good nest but, I dunno, it just needs more twigs.” ~ a pigeon, probably
what should my next mistake be
listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice
hair: detachable
torso: crushed
dick: out
the lower half of my body is forcibly ejected from the hydraulic press at ninety miles an hour
there’s a guy in one of my classes who i am secretly battling for dominance over by wearing awful hipster outfits. i dont know if he is thinking the same thing but regardless i intend to win
i thought i won today when i walked into class wearing my awful 1995 figure skating tour of the world (sponsored by campbells soup) t-shirt, mom jeans, and 1980 moscow olympics-theme denim jacket but then he had to walk in wearing a donald duck jacket with matching donald duck socks like what a fucking power move
I just really love this piece I did. I got a video of it in the sunlight #art #artist #painting #artlife #drawing #sketch #wizardofoz #yellowbrickroad #rubyslippers #pictures #mine #dorthy #emeraldcity https://www.instagram.com/p/BnMzkTvgm7I/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=164g471ct5xrd
just saw someone say online that they’ve never seen mountains irl and lost my mind. is this an experience you guys have had. are there some people who havent seen mountains
i’ve never seen mountains. but i live on and island and i lose my mind when people tell me they’ve never seen the ocean. the ocean. some people have never seen the ocean before.
What really gets me is that some people have never seen either.
Kansas is not meant for permanent habitation.
Kansas is not meant for permanent habitation.
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I feel like the real peril of growing up Christian that no one really talks about is how deeply veggie tales songs get embedded into your fuckin head like a ticking time bomb of inanity
it could be decades later and you’re minding your own business in line at the grocery store or on the bus or trying to fall asleep and from the depths of your brain comes “the bunny, the bunny, ooh I love the bunny”
you’ll never be free
someone, being normal: it’s time
my goblin brain:
anytime i lose my hairbrush…..yall already know whats going down
me: walking anywhere
in the depths of my hell mind, in a French accent: KEEP WALKING! butyouwon’tknockdownourwall keep walking! BUT IT ISN’T GONNA FALL!
Ten days after I turned eight
Got my lips stuck in a gate
My friends all laughed
And I just stood there til the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with this guy named oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lip and we couldn’t even talk to each other til the 5th week cause both our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke polish and I only know like 3 words in polish except now I know 4 because oscar taught me the word for lip- “usta”