[thaddeus-whitewolfe]

[notolgi-deactivated20150427]

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

[spongy-moments]

[toastbutteregg]

REBLOG TO MIRACULOUSLY PASS YOUR EXAMS!!

[screaminghoseok]

rm to interviewer: good luck getting a normal interview

interviewer: i’m sure it will be fine

interviewer: ‘whats your favourite non-korean food?’

jimin: nooder

jungkook: noodle noodle noodle noodle

rm:

[jiminrolls]

jungoo needs attention!

bonus:

[mylesokay]

Meeting a celebrity

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*

Them: Who should I make it out to?

Me: oh, haha, no, that's not for you to autograph. That's the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

[princesconsuela]

[dietsleaze]

indiana jones more like fedora the explorer

[jesusinc-deactivated20151108]

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

[yittie]

this Area 51 meme is the closest we’ve gotten to world peace since pokemon go

[insufficiently-advanced]

they're keeping mewtwo at area 51

[oldbeephog]

[unregardless]

professor: *sends out an email to the entire class about some assignment* 

me:  

[pukicho]

Hope everyone is well today !

[pukicho]

And tomorrow !!!!

[pukicho]

After that you’re on your own

[quacklemore]

I can’t remember the last time I didn’t have bags under my eyes

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Everyone needs to wash their face n go to bed

[fakenasty]

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like