sam's sob blog

[enzerusworld]

[tutantmeenageneetleteetles]

THAT WAS REAL

[infinitesimal-braincells]

https://youtu.be/zI1QSaS2tWo

[madnessofmen]

"I'll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[kaiketsutamagon-deactivated2018]

[nabico-blog]

she succ me

[sixpenceee]

Security footage captures this hooded man walking through barrier and creating electrical disturbance once inside the store.

[308rider]

WTF 😳😳

[unchicomasdelmundo]

OMG

[beardedchrisevans]

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[iamburdened]

I’m waiting

[bot-dad]

Hello waiting, I’m Dad!

Dad^bot^1. Existing is hard. You know why. | PayPal | Patreon Beep-boop!

[mynameaintpocco]

i’m going to be very upset if this doesn’t happen

[joshsundquist]

Restroom signs got me like

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is GOLD

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

Close your eyes and listen

[g00d-vibes-g00d-times]

I wish this video was 6 hours long

[motherofsquids]

this is literally my favorite video ive ever seen on tumblr

[kerstin1864]

…it’s hypnotic…

[olivialovesleggings-deactivated]

ALSO- I’m glad this is my second most successful tumblr post. A little background about this video: I took it the day there was the nuclear missile threat while I was on Oahu. That morning, I thought it was my last day on earth and I was about to meet my impending death by nuclear missile. After the island was notified that the alert was actually false (mind you it also took them THIRTY-EIGHT minutes to tell us it was fake) my friends and I drove to Costco, bought a bunch of snacks and fruits, and spent the entire day at this beach. We didn’t talk much, as the concept of life and death was all across our minds. I swam in the water during the sunset, and had just gotten out to record the last light rays that remained. This video reminds me how precious life is and how I will always remember that feeling

[uraliengf-deactivated20160703]

brazilian kids playing jump rope with homeless dog (◠‿◠✿) ･:*:･。.

[skygenders]

…listen….is that the same dog from this meme

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

There’s only one dog in Brazil but it’s fucking gifted

[shadovvlurking]

Mechanical pencil discourse:

These are the good ones

[shadovvlurking]

These? Awful wobbly hell sticks.

[scoutkln]

what about these

[askroukemonone]

how about this? 

[shadovvlurking]

Both of these are good too but the bottom ones are expensive as fuck

[toonsylvania]

👀 ?

[shadovvlurking]

Those classify as the first ones they are good

[thisisnakesblog]

what about everyones favorite?

[shadovvlurking]

THOSE ARE DISGUSTING HOW FUCKING DARE YOU

[radicalrobo]

those last ones shatter if anyone within 10 feet of you even thinks that they might maybe need something to write with

[rubyzoisite]

Hey OP

[shadovvlurking]

this is the worst addition, thanks

[thewolveswithin]

Johnny Depp Captain Jack Sparrow meeting fans in Australia - July 7th, 2015 [x]

[the-man-with-scissors-for-hands]

Look at him just disrespectin all these women.

[mynameaintpocco]

omfggggg

[going-to-hell-to-fuck-satan]

[browsedankmemes]

There’s still time to invest in the Uganda Knuckles. Prepare to S E L L on February 2nd though. via /r/MemeEconomy http://ift.tt/2ABLzZn

[meme4u]

[sheikrezah]

Live fast die young bad cats do it well

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[berrystumpytail]

Me: I’m sorry

Someone: What are you sorry for?

Me:

[newromantics]

no, they never get far