Total #WorldDomination

  (function( ){ BF_WIDGET_JS=document.createElement("script"); BF_WIDGET_JS.type="text/javascript"; BF_WIDGET_SRC="http://ct.buzzfeed.com/wd/UserWidget?u=mynameis.lu&to=1&or=vb&wid=1&cb=" + (new Date()).getTime(); setTimeout(function() {document.getElementById("BF_WIDGET_1").appendChild(BF_WIDGET_JS);BF_WIDGET_JS.src=BF_WIDGET_SRC},1); })(); I am CaptionCat. I communicate to the world via Captioned Photos and Videos of myself, which is pretty awesome. Also, I have a plan for World Domination! CaptionCat. DOMINATING Social Media since 2011. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-22651077-4']); _gaq.push(['_trackPageview']); (function() { var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.type = 'text/javascript'; ga.async = true; ga.src = ('https:' == document.location.protocol ? 'https://ssl' : 'http://www') + '.google-analytics.com/ga.js'; var s = document.getElementsByTagName('script')[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();

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Just got back from Trinidad and my new GOLD iPhone 5s was waiting for me. Gotta love the slo-mo! Nice to be home, but still, I miss the coconut water in Trinidad.

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Holy Noms! Just woke up after a 6 month nap. Did I miss anything?

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Ha! Staff thought they could move one of my litter boxes. In retaliation, I peed all over their bed.

Advantage: CaptionCat

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Straight chillin' on the new patio. Now that I'm not peeing every 10 minutes, I can really enjoy the new crib.

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Hi Lu! It's CaptionTina here, and I'd like to say, Lu, you're wonderful, smart, pretty, SEXIER (than me in so many ways), and I'd like to know, can we team up to do a #HistoricCollaboration on Facebook, with you as my friend?

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In case you were wondering, this is how you get it on with the catnip patch.

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When you had the bout of FIC, did the Gingers help or go against you? Also, would you like to do a Historic Collab over join.me?

The Gingers turned EVIL and attacked me mercilessly. They will pay for their insolence now that I am better

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Finally getting back to myself after a long bout of FIC. I'd be happy to never see the litter box again

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DEAD HOVER KITTEH.

Hommanz iz sick.

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@MarleyKatz thinks he's totally DOMINANT here at the new crib. Nothing could be farther from the truth, I tell you.

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Wednesday is Kung Fu Kitteh Day

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Wednesday is Kung Fu Kitteh Day

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Wednesday is Kung Fu Kitteh Day

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Wednesday is Kung Fu Kitteh Day

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Now that the FIC is fading, I think it's time to get into some serious napping. You have no idea what it's like to have to pee every 10 seconds.

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Straight chillin' in the new backyard with my new friend, Charlene the Garden Pig.

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Sorry I've been absent for so long. I came down with FIC from the stress of moving and I've been spending all my time peeing everywhere. The staff seems miffed when I pee on the bed, but, whatever. Clean it up, HOOMANZ. That's your job

Anyway, I've been feeling a little better, and I got out of the house today, as you can see.