von kaiser

COMBAT BOOTS 🗣️ (Kaiser gimmick rp account also I'm a minor so no freaky stuff yeah? okay)

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Hi I actually spent time on your drawing

Hi Kaiser I’m a five year old girl I drew you for the first time

Awh this is very good I like this very very much! I'm getting so much art lately I'm very flattered 💕

[mynameisvonkaiser]

stuck on a deserted island. no food and everyone else in the WVBA is there. who u eatin first

I don't like the idea of eating anyone.. if anything I'll try helping the others find a way out of that situation.... Though we'd probably have to put Aran down I don't trust that guy..

[mynameisvonkaiser]

How about some fanart for one of my favorite guys?

Wow this is so very nice! I can hardly draw a stick figure.. this is so great I'm going to put it on my wall thank you.

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Hi kid quick- wait.... You aren't kid quick....

[mynameisvonkaiser]

you have the best mustache in the whole wide world

Thank you very much! finally some positive comments about me. ☺️ Though I will say tiger has a better one than me I mean look at the guy.

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Why the fuck did you shave your head like that in TD 🙏🙏

Why not? I don't understand why people have such a problem with MY haircut.. 🫩

[mynameisvonkaiser]

i dont like your title defense haircut

Tough titties.

[mynameisvonkaiser]

So it appears that both you and Glass Joe have boxing schools! Do you ever visit each other’s boxing schools? Or do you ever switch things up and teach at his school (and he does the same at your school)? Also, I hope your students don’t give you too much trouble! 😅

No offense to Joe but I don't think he'd be a great fit for a boxing teacher.. I do acknowledge that me and him are both minor circuits but that's mainly because I'm old now. He's just not prepared enough. 💔

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Android or IPhone. The clock is ticking

I have no idea what either of those are.. I just use whatever device my son gave me.

(I wanted to make him say payphone so bad ..)

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Did this actually happen to you?

Yes... 😢

[mynameisvonkaiser]

oooo does someone have a lil crush on sandman?

That's ridiculous! I would never have romantic feelings for anyone I box with. I just really admire and respect the man is all... Nothing too crazy. I can admit he is very attractive though.. but THAT DON'T MEAN ANYTHING! 😡

[mynameisvonkaiser]

1 apple tall

This is very vague... Are we referring to little Mac? Or an apple?.. I'm very confused.

(get this unc off the phone booo)

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Kaiser. whom is your favorite boxer in the WVBA

Besides little Mac I really admire sandman strangely enough. He may have beaten me very easily and all but I do admire that he's a clean boxer who had no cheats up his sleeve to get to the status he's at now. It's just something that's very inspiring to me that I want my students to understand too if they pursue boxing as a career.

[mynameisvonkaiser]

don't listen to them, you know you are loved 🫂

I never planned on listening to them but thank you very much. You are very sweet.❤️

[mynameisvonkaiser]

What if you dide

Yeah what if.🫩

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Do you like rocket monkeys

I don't have a clue what that is so I don't think I can answer this one. My apologies 😞

[mynameisvonkaiser]

Mr. Kaiser, ur boxing class seems cool! Where do I sign up 🫶🫶🫶

That's very sweet of you. If you'd like to sign up just meet me outside after my next match I'll tell you the rules and ropes of everything before you get completely serious about boxing. I think my students would enjoy seeing a new face. ❤️☺️