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THROWING SHIT 101

A: HOW DO THEY NOT HIT THE PEOPLE ON THE FIELD WITH THEIR SPEARS?!?! B: THEYRE LIKE CAVEMANS HUNTING FOR FOOD C: God damn I can only throw that far when I'm throwing up

#pitchperfect #HITTHEPEOPLEONTHEFIELDANDTHEONLYTHINGYOUREGETTINGISALAWSUIT

CYCLING IS SO BORING. LIKE IF I WANTED TO WATCH SOME WHEELING ID WATCH MY FAVOURITE TV SHIP

#EMMAANDHOOK #JESUSANDHISHAIR #MYHAIRANDME

SPAIN VS FRANCE AND FRANCE SUCKS ASS

#franceyousuckatdefencehowdidcanadanotwin?#nowonderhowspainhassomanychancesatthebasket #2guysdidntstopthisonedudeandgaveuphalfwaydownthecourt #franceyoustillfuckingsuckbaguettes #thedudesbeardisbetterthanyourplayingskills

When the Indian gymnasts butt touched the mat I yelled THE MAT SHE TOUCHED THE BUTT

#I'msofunny #pleasedatemesomeone

I only watch diving to see if anyone belly flops

#WHENTHECROWDGOESSILENTIHOWLLIKEAWOLF

The Canadian basketball coach looks so unimpressed and disappointed that it’s like my mom seeing my grades

#canadayouvefailedme #spainfuckedyouharderthanfrancedid

Announces saying names: -perfect pronunciation-

Me: SELRKTJNHRKEWNLYRWLLAMA

The real gold medalists are the people who announce the olympians names. Like my lord Jesus how? I can't pronounce half of the words in the English dictionary...

I see people like Simone Biles and Penny Oleksiak and they're 16 and 19 and doing shit with their life while I’m over here deciding whether I want donuts or chips

#matureassteen

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