he/him | cishet | mid 30s | engineer| trans rights

[myomancer-eng]

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[myomancer-eng]

I truly believe that, had Discworld continued, Vetinari would eventually have made some excuse to trace the line of kings — not to Carrot, but to Sybil Ramkin. Just so he could make Vimes a king. Carrot is cool with this. Vimes goes absolutely Librarian poo.

[thememedaddy]

[myomancer-eng]

Night showerers waking up like

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[helloitsbees]

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

[helloitsbees]

you can’t fucking do this to me

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

A Noble Sacrifice

Never has there been a more righteous and honorable way to get an ear infection.

[theonion]

Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what he did for a living, local man Jordan Wheeler, an employee of Creighton Industries who will ultimately spend 90,000 hours of his lifetime at the office, announced Monday that his work did not define him. According to witnesses, the 27-year-old proudly declared “I am more than just my job,” despite the fact that his 50-hour workweek will continue to leave him too exhausted to pursue any outside hobbies for decades to come.

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[awesomgrlgr8job]

Happy Fat Freaky Fucks Getting it On Friday!

[myomancer-eng]

Pokopia is great, because you can beat up a church and steal it. I won't elaborate.

[myomancer-eng]

Just your reminder that when Don does die (if he has not already), they are just going to add a little more makeup and 'weekend at bernie's' him around for a few years.

[dracula61]

[myomancer-eng]

[myomancer-eng]

Sleeper cell? Sounds cozy as fuck. Like one of those cyberpunk ass pod with just a little bed so I can nap. Yeah.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

My friend just asked me a question so I figured I’d ask all of you

Is Pinkie Pie or Scrooge McDuck hotter?

Pinkie Pie

Scrooge McDuck

Voting ended onMar 17

[depsidase]

[myomancer-eng]

How much of "Americans are dumb" comes from Americans being overworked and burnt out by the capitalist system?

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[petermorwood]

This has come on a bit since 32K notes, proving that Tumblr appreciates a really pointed observation.

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]