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@garfeybaby
I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed
What gets me is they posted this *after* looking up the definition. So they know how easy it is to just take five seconds to look up a word you don’t know. And yet instead of going “yay I learned a new word” they still felt the need to complain.
the absolute classic, going in to kiss her just to fake her out and bite her instead......the way ive literally done this exact move before
Here's a couple lesbian tips: use this move very rarely, using it too frequently diminishes the element of surprise, avoid doing it more than once per session. Next, use this move after you have already begun fooling around, having gone in for a deep kiss many times already, the hotter and heavier you both are, the better, she will be more turned on and surprised this way.
new compliment just dropped
I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him
do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.
I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically
sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.
Been sick for over a week and these tags sent me into several coughing fits from laughing. I love it here I could never truly leave
Reminder:
LRADs, a sound-producing device used to control crowds, can inflict permanent damage on subjects
Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely
It’s like they expect us to just forget their original marketing schemes in favor of more and more money grabs.
i have a suggestion
They hated on her but she was onto something
One of my favorite moments in the game (ignore perspective and coloring and fire and anatomy and...)
I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life
Pjackk url held and actively used by someone who's not even funny with it is the bad ending but in a meta sense it's a fitting trajectory for pjackk's corpse so carry on
It’s like watching the corpse of an old friend being piloted by a mind control parasite except the mind control parasite is not genre conscious enough either be convincing but just a little off or to be obviously false in horrific ways, rather just kinda half-assedly toying with the corpse and doesn’t even really want it that much, which is a deeply appropriate outcome for Pjackk’s continuing desecration
OH THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD SERIES!!!! MAIN GIRL IS BAT SHIT CRAZY AND I LOVE IT
@demilypyro
Katara is living her BEST LIFE in the OG cartoon. She almost single-handedly finds and rescues the most powerful spiritual figure in the entire world. He thinks she’s extremely cool and offers to personally escort her to the other side of the world so she can learn how to waterbend, something she’s desperately wanted her entire life. She then gets the chance to leave her hometown for the first time EVER and travel the world, being dashingly heroic as she incites uprisings and kicks ass. She surpasses the Avatar in waterbending and becomes *his* teacher. She’s a major player in saving the world from the colonial power that tried to destroy her entire culture. The Avatar – again, *the* powerful spiritual hero she spent her childhood listening to stories about and hoping would return, whose life she has now saved multiple times – is her best friend and biggest fan, and she is absolutely locking him down romantically by the end of the series.
Katara literally cannot stop winning. Inspirational.
When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...
call that the Ship of Thesaurus
Any educator who doesn't feel this on a visceral level has never had to experience the psychic pain of reading the phrase "Unused York City."
This is the fifth anniversary of me receiving the paper that contained "Unused York City." With ChatGPT slop invading my classes like original thought-choking kudzu, I now look back on the copy-paste + Spinbot days with a surprising amount of rosy nostalgia.
I was once in the office and another professor called me over. She was teaching a course on global citizenship.
"I can't figure out what this student is writing about," she said. "She keeps using the phrase 'perspiration stores.' Perspiration stores this, perspiration stores that."
I glanced at the paper and read a paragraph.
"Friend," I said. "She's writing about sweatshops."
i just spent like 20 minutes scrolling through the notes for examples and I'm screeching with laughter
