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Transgender Garfield

@garfeybaby

She garf on my field till I lasagna. Pfp done by my incredible brother. Check out his insta: f0rest.k1ng

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Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

#yuppppp #im glad at least my brother and i talk about the different info we get from them #bc they wont talk to one or the other of us about some things

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

parasocialanxiety

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

I will be running for president of the world on a platform of universal mpreg, fpreg & xpreg for everyone who wants it. As well as unrestricted mbortion, fbortion & xbortion access.

Anypreg. Anybortion. Anytime

Not only that — I will legalize all drugs forever.

With how the climate crisis is going... we deserve to spend our final decades high off of our minds on any drug of our choosing. It's called palliative care.

I will make if so you can get a hysterectomy/vasectomy at the mall. As part of my mall revival project.

hotvampireadjacent

https://money.com/federal-minimum-wage-vs-ground-beef-cost/

The typical American consumes nearly 60 pounds of beef each year. Widely available and easy to prepare, ground beef serves as a grocery main

this counts as using hamburgers to explain the economy

hotvampireadjacent

(Takes my cowboy hat off and stomps on it)

BLUB GLUB GLUB DROWNING ME

hotvampireadjacent

And I’ll do it again

hotvampireadjacent

Hi that was a really good tag. Unfortunately you’re also going underwater

transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla

transfem-monarchist-laura-rolla

also just so we're clear on what kind of manga this is, this is followed by the other girls forcing misora to show off her own in solidarity

picklesbaseball

Now that everyone is discussing Nolan's Odyssey movie, I feel like it's a good time to let non-Italians know that the production dumped plastic props into the Italian sea. Weirdly enough I could not find any article in English about it but it's a fucking problem nonetheless.

I might translate this article later today. This one was the most complete one, even in Italian news it's not talked about that much.

Non è la prima volta che la produzione solleva un vespaio in Sicilia. A Lipari una squadra di sub sarebbe però già impegnata a bonificare i

ignitelimelight

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

kis félénk

littleguysdaily

dumbass (affectionate)

genuinely the best 2 word combo ive seen all year

not-this-crude-matter

Bitches will be like "Can't Ralsei just be a feminine boy" and then use they/them pronouns for Mettaton

YUUUUUUUUPPPPPP

I'd like this version of the post to start circulating more, if it's gonna continue to get notes.

It's a real issue that, even if subconsciously, femininity and gender nonconformity are often restricted to cis and white individuals/characters. People are so desperate for feminine men in their video games until the man in question is black or trans. There's already a noticeable trend of masculinizing Blue in fanart.

[id: screenshotted tags that say “bitches will be like cant ralsei be a feminine boy and hten ignore the new feminine boy in the chapter bc hes black coded WHO SAID THAT WHAT!!!” /end id]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

Edit: legit did not realize that senshis fighting for his life in the sexyman polls but I’m very happy to be spreading pro senshi propaganda

#i voted tenna but as long as ryan gosling looses I'm happy

Can anyone tell me if the Unabomber was problematic

literallymechanical

The fact that pre-Unabomber Kaczynski was a once-in-a-generation mathematical genius means that citing his research can be a tad awkward unless you just roll with it, which has resulted in the greatest footnote ever written.

I appreciate the efforts of everyone sincerely explaining to me why the unabomber is problematic but truly the only people who deserve any of my attention are the above commenters and this person in the notes

bisexual-engineer-girl

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

bisexual-engineer-girl

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

bisexual-engineer-girl

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????