Transgender Garfield

She garf on my field till I lasagna. Pfp done by my incredible brother. Check out his insta: f0rest.k1ng

[doubleca5t]

I would argue that the two most perfect critiques of Harry Potter come from a pair of 4chan posts, which take opposite approaches to their critique but reach equally damning conclusions

[terraswallows]

[fleshengine]

ITS BECAUSE RECENTLY TRANSITIONING TRANS GIRLS DON'T EVER MAKE THE FIRST FUCKING MOVE! I HAVE TO BREAK THE ICE! ALMOST EVER GOD DAMN TIME!

[iamthekaijuking]

This show had ZERO fucking oversight it’s actually good

They’re all nonbinary

There’s an entire section of just among us VR

The animation for the imposter is noticeably better than the rest of the show

There’s a 12 Angry Men bit

Most of the crewmates hate capitalism

There’s completely unnecessary amounts of blood and sorta brutal deaths

The characters cuss and occasionally flip each other off

Absolutely dumb visual gags

There’s an entire half an episode where they get high on oxygen deprivation and hamster pile naked

During that same bit one of the crew mates is just played by a guy in an inflatable costume in front of a green screen

And all of it is just played completely fucking straight

[the-big-mood]

Crazy this joke hasn't aged in almost 20 years since the episode aired

[houndmother]

is it a natural and innate part of humanity or is it some shit they made up in europe

[houndmother]

this is about the colonial enforcement of gender among many other things

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[juney-blues]

apparently the original run of ctrl alt delete ended in november 2012. Ethan Ryan MacManus Prime has been dead for 14 years and no one fucking told me

[juney-blues]

[juney-blues]

i'm crying laughing. for some reason i thought this was maybe the conclusion to a years long dramatic story arc i just didn't have the context for. but no. this shit just happens.

this arc starts in september 2012.

his future self comes out of a time portal and says "hey shit's fucked and it's my fault. go and fix this by not fucking the future."

he gets caught by future rebels who hate him because his future self fucked the future.

escapes and punches his future self.

his future self shoots a rebel and the time machine fucking breaks for basically no reason and threatens to destroy all of reality

and his future self gets shot before *he* can make the dramatic heroic sacrifice to stop it.

i cannot express just how much of a Shit Just Happens plot this is. this takes place in-universe over the course of like a couple hours if that. Imagine for a second that you were keeping up with ctrl alt del in 2012. Okay now that you've imagined that i'm gonna give you a minute to stop laughing. Okay now that you're done laughing, just fucking, imagine. You'd have no clue the story was building to any kind of big dramatic conclusion until the literal last possible page??!?! this is such a "oh god i really don't want to be writing CAD anymore" ending but the series was fucking rebooted after this so that can't've been it.

this is the last time any of Ethan Ryan MacManus's friends saw him alive.

peak fucking art.

[juney-blues]

this is the strip immediately after Ethan Macmanus Gaming Church Memorial by the way.

[foone]

the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating

[virtualgirladvance]

id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating

[bean-face]

They haven't sorry

[virtualgirladvance]

thats fucked up

[librarycards]

"pillow princess are just greedy" they are so generous??? they let me make them cum? and i get to listen to their cute noises??? what are u talking about..

[librarycards]

PILLOW PRINCESSES GET BEHIND ME. OR BENEATH ME IF YOU WOULD LIKE.

[duckbunny]

fun fact about character development by the way. you can make them develop worse.

[duckbunny]

like I mean this very seriously as writing advice. the character should experience events and make decisions that make them different at the end of the story. they should be changed. they do not have to be improved.

they can get worse. they can make decisions of an increasingly terrible nature. they can stop taking risks on kindness. they can discover how much they can get away with. they can find religion, or abandon it, with negative effects on their moral creed. the character has to develop. the character does not have to grow.

[thoodleoo]

been reading cicero's rant about words being given obscene meanings and i don't think i've ever seen a latin sentence that made me burst into such immediate and violent laughter before

[thoodleoo]

had a couple people be like "i have no idea what this means" so to clarify: the word penis in latin originally meant tail and only later got the sense of, uh. penis. so this is cicero complaining that nowadays all these hooligans are using the word "penis" for naughty purposes

[atii-uqaulahaluanngilutit]

Thank you for this post, I will be showing it to every boomer who ever complains about how the kids these days are butchering the language.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

My favourite little x men thing is when someone is like "Give up, Magneto! You stand no chance against this plastic weapon/gun/suit I have built!"

And Magneto is like "I see. Whatever will I do."

and throws the surrounding infrastructure at them.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

genre classic

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I'm thrilled to report that not so long ago, he had his heart ripped straight from his body and kept going for hours by keeping his own blood inside his body and circulating it.

[laterkiss]

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

[dollfat]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[kind-of-human2]

this came to me in a vision

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[secondbeatsongs]

[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

[secondbeatsongs]

as of today, this amazing video is ten years old! happy birthday, video!