Begone

Just here to reblog silly pictures and funny words (23+)

[dreg-heap]

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

[dreg-heap]

She looks way more aware of the scarab than I thought she could be tbqh

[jimmyhoffathecat]

Aww hell no. Not this again.

[hiyari8]

they should invent activities for sleepy people with no energy

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who smokes weed like a dog

[algrolo]

[algrolo]

[algrolo]

[blurchur]

Never let this die

[stevishabitat]

[lilacnothlit]

[hawkpartys]

Black-crowned Night Heron (Nycticorax nycticorax) observation by eleggua

happy pride

[strongermonster]

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said "that's diesel, and she's suicidal" so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn't gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

[strongermonster]

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it's damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went "oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?" and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don't fuck this up, diesel went "food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)" and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

[strongermonster]

my artists rendition of the morning in question

[vinceaddams]

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

[catcrumb]

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[certified-cervid]

im considered a pest

[ladyofspoons]

not to me you aren't

[certified-cervid]

🫶 yay

damages your plants

[ladyofspoons]

aw fcuk i was gonna do that

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[void-girl-gaming]

the eeveelution girls are age regressing and i cant tell them apart

[void-girl-gaming]

i accidentally gave one of them the wrong type themed pyjamas and she started crying

[animal-ratings]

VAMPIRE BAT

Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Small social bat known for feeding on blood, though only three bat species in the world do so. Uses heat sensitive sensors on its nose to locate blood vessels and makes a tiny cut before lapping blood rather than sucking it. Highly social and capable of sharing meals with colony members that failed to feed. Surprisingly agile on the ground and able to run and hop! Friendlier than the name makes them seem

[girlikeahole]

a good job from a girl with big prouds of you

[punishedsaints]

[mollybeenoel]

[avpdhaunt]

jobs for people who cant do or handle anything