c’est la vie

One day I’ll learn how to write a bio, and ‘till that day, this shall do Sam | 22 | Norway

[tittled]

grandma ate my fucking pizza

[random-brushstrokes]

Johann Moritz Rugendas - A lovers' tryst by moonlight, Plaza Mayor, Lima (1844)

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[fuckblast]

*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?

[gayweeddaddy69]

idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.

[gayweeddaddy69]

also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts

[fromhersoul]

Adult friendships be like “I miss you bro, let's hang out in November"

[questionablepastries]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[acapelladitty]

are you taking part in no nut november

In this current climate?! Are you fucking insane? The dopamine i’m receiving from ringing the devils doorbell is the only thing stopping my mental health from collapsing into itself like the house at the end of the film Poltergeist. Let’s not be silly, anon.

[normal-horoscopes]

Thoughts?

Oh I couldn’t possibly, I’ve already thought today thank you.

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[ykceb01]

Are you kidding me??

[lemonlurkrr]

*Grabs your other hand* yes

holy shit

[lemonlurkrr]

Oh sorry my bad

[lemonlurkrr]

:0

[lemonlurkrr]

FUCK

[lemonlurkrr]

[shower-raccoon]

this has legendary post energy radiating off of it

[k-cakes-baglez-deactivated20240]

The tumblr massacre circa 2021

[batter-sempai]

I’m so happy people on Tumblr in 2021 can still make posts with the same energy as Tumblr posts from 2013-2016.

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[iguanamouth]

hot new thing: painting almost photorealistic pokemon into photographs

dont know what the painting part of this means but heres some normal photographs ive taken, with my camera

[nayfin]

With your camera? How… how did you get the first shot, on the outside of the plane?

[iguanamouth]

no more questions

[wheeloffortune-design]

I want to apologise to

- Britney for making fun of her when she had her breakdown

- Monica Lewinski for judging her when she was a 22year old temp sexually assaulted by the most powerful man in the world

- Ke$ha for ever thinking she was trashy when all she wanted to do was make party music

- Kristen Stewart for ever thinking she was dumb when she’s actually one of the coolest people ever

- Megan Fox for ever thinking she was just a slut when actually she was an actress being harassed by her employer. 

- Hating all the women who made a career out of having a hot body. Being is shape is hard, beauty is a weapon and auto promotion is hard work. 

- All the Mary-Sues, who exist because young girls everywhere want to be part of a story they love so much

- All the female characters I ever snobbed because they got in the way of my ship.

- Hating the color pink during my teenage years, when it’s actually a lovely color and what I resented was society’s pressure to perform femininity. 

[zenkaiankoku]

This is what sexism does. The media runs a smear campaign against women. And when we were younger we knew no better and trusted them. Now we know better.

[laltradimensione]

So that’s what Castiel has been up to in superhell

[gimmethatgg]

Southeastern Europe did a thing

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

"can i copy your homework?"

[kyraspem]

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[megcanic]

this is the plot to mama mia

[memewhore]

[gildatheplant]

Literally any other colour would’ve been a better choice guys.

[minty-mayhem]

I’d like to point out that the colour red has more positive than negative meanings.

[prescribedburning-deactivated20]

im sorry but this reply absolutely killed me

red can mean whatever the heck you want it to mean, that is never going to change that this straight up looks like they DRAGGED A BLOODY BODY ACROSS THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂

[elsegame]

Hi fun fact, colors do have meaning and there is a legit thing called color theory. Red does has more positive connotations than negative like the @mintymaiden said. Red is associated with more love, lust, passion than blood and death just like the chart shows you but If you want, here’s a link for you to check it out yourself. Also, check out “The Designer’s Dictionary of Color” by Sean Adams. Have fun learning something

Xoxo

-Designer

What is Color Theory?

What isColor Theory? Color theory is a term used to describe the collection of rules and guidelines regarding the use of color in art and de

[youngdiasporan]

I think y’all are missing the point here.

[forlovefromfear]

You can theorize to Nebraska and back but that doesn’t change my immediate reaction which is that someone is literally dragging a corpse around

[jhenne-bean]

I like that the presumption here is that “No One On Tumblr Has Heard of Color Theory, Let Me Explain in Depth” rather than simply acknowledging that the VISUAL EFFECTS of this particular color choice, applied in the manner it was, can still amount to “this is a hospital and that looks like blood”

like, color theory doesn’t exist in a vacuum. If your design of choice for Blood Red Paint is asymmetric splatters and sploches against the wall, or in this case, a snail trail on the hallway’s floor, an infographic won’t override the viewers’ instinct.

[eternal-dannation]

this post is the perfect summation of tumblr’s reading comprehension and critical thought abilities

[uncle-beanbag]

[wildhaunt]

Homicide detectives: why are you dragging that bleeding corpse around?

Me, an intellectual: well you see it’s basic color theory…

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap