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Chips and stuff idk

so these bloody original  chips be like the top seller and I’m like “no its not the top seller because people buy them for parties and stuff” no one *likes* them they just buy them For Parties and stuff and those bloody big multipacks of the little packets that have 15 of the originals in them like “No yOu dOnT wANt thE OnE GoOd SaLt anD VinEGAr PaCKet, You WanT FIFteeN oF TheSe ORigiNALs”

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friends and being lonely forever

you know when you have lots of friends and people are always saying hi to you in the hallway, but at lunch when you go hang you don’t really fit in and you realise ‘lots of friends, but no Friends’

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Why a Dictionary Matters

Necromancer: *kicks down door to hair salon*

Everyone inside: *looks at her*

N: *quickly becoming embarrassed* I heard someone dyed?

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Making our blog better

me: sometimes i regret being related to you

sister: but then you wouldnt have a sick tumblr blog

m: it really isnt that sick, no one is following us

s: just put covid on it

m: *regrets all life decisions that lead up to this point, knowing i need to blog this interaction and hating that fact*

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le francies classesx

all these kids are saying that they’re gonna take french elective next year. I’ve seen you in class, you’re on snapchat and insta all the time and scrapping by with Ds to -Cs on assignments and then you’re just like “you know, I’m gonna take french next year, you know I think its just gonna be super easy” what they don’t know is that when you take the french elective its super duper hard and they notice if you’re not good at it and they think your not paying attention in class. I’ve seen the homework for french in year nine and it’s just like insanity like you know how in year 7 and 8 they give you black and white poorly photocopied worksheets out of the text book and but then they get the actual factual text book for the students plus the actual factual teachers version, its like as thick as a dictionary. you're not gonna survive a day honey, its le concrete french jungle out there, they kill their kids with mini baguettes 

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are yogas real?

courtesy of my 5yo sister

5yo: mum

mum: yes mate?

5: you bought a yoga mat. are yogas even real?

mum: what? they’re mats

5: Shrek is a yogre

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M&M’s

*shakes M&M packet* its a tasty maraca 

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Quote 1: The Perks of being a senior in highschool

ooohhhh youre gonna be a senior with so much more responsibility and work. but dont worry, we’ll give you a couch