100 yen man

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MysMes as the Arcana

MC - Wheel of Fortune

Zen - The Fool

Yoosung - The Hanged Man

Jaehee - Judgement

Jumin - Justice

707 - The Hermit

V - The Sun

Unknown - The Tower

Rika - The Devil

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Relationship Advice

turn ONS 😍:                                                    turn OFFS 😖🚫:

-doesn’t exist                                                  -also doesn’t exist

-has some secrets (this is healthy!)                 -has too many secrets

-likes cars                                                        -can’t drive

-good                                                               -also good but not as good

-hard to get but worth it                                  -desperate 

-wears fashionable glasses to see                  -chooses to be blind

-doesn’t eat right or work out                         -has six pack

-”let’s do it baby i know the law”                    -”my lawyers will be in contact”

-really good at games                                     -also good at games but kinda sad

-didn’t tell you about bomb in                         -would have told you about bomb apartment                                                        in apartment

-hates job but loves cats                                 -hates job AND cats

-cross dresses for fun                                      -wouldn’t cross dress :(

-pretends to be a cat                                       -also pretends to be a cat but just                                                                            not as well

-lowkey watches ur every move                      -highkey watches ur every move

-has secret evil twin                                         -has secret evil dead ex-fiance

-ur only competition is binary code                 -ur only competition is dead                                                                                    cousin

-not Zen                                                           -is Zen (run if zen)

-no red ribbon                                                  -red ribbon (run if red ribbon)

-flawed crackhead who says he                     -a flawless goddess who will   doesn’t even want to be friends                      love and support you but                                                                                        only as a friend

-will probably die young                                  -dead in at least one other reality

-secretly catfishes sugar daddies                   -is sugar daddy

-respects women                                             -Zen i will fucking tase you

-saeyoung choi                                                -not saeyoung choi

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How’s the Weather?

Seven: Man, I haven’t been outside in days. Vanderwood, what’s it like out there?

Vanderwood, (with MC translating to sign language next to him): Today it will be partly cloudy with three (3) inches of shut the fuck up. Saeran, over to you.

Saeran [delayed]: Hey, yeah. There you have it, shut the fuck up. 

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neo yokio in a nutshell

arcangelo: yeah we’re homies but i would suck your dick if you asked

kaz: what?

lexy & gottlieb, sipping capreses : he said he would suck your dick