MYSTERY COMPANY CEO!

The name's MysteriousMetonicShipper. Not vert "mysterious" though.. so MMS for short! Here at Mystery Company, we MAKE FANFICS! Yup! You thought this was a detective agency didja? WELL BOY BUDDY you couldn't have been MORE WRONG! I, along with my fellow bosses, control the MMS ao3 account to make sure you have fanfics in your slightly niche fandoms hot and ready! Current Hyperfixation: Joll and Conk! [DIHSCLAIMER: THIS COMPANY THING IS A HUGE BIT. THIS ACCOUNT IS RAN BY ONEEE DUDE!!]

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

The world's finest playwright, poet, director, actor, clown... Everyone's most beloved trickster! ... Me!

Stole THAT one from Cookie Run Kingdom! Anyways, I guess I should make an intro or somethinggg 😒 even tho I don't use tumblr often. gulp!

I go by a PLETHORA of names, but! Feel free to call me Krispy OR King! Or. Whoever my PFP is. Ion mind 🥹

I'm also a MINOR. So back away w your "my pussy in bio" type shii.. But, I am a highschooler so I'm not an INFANT.

My main interests are Friday Night Funkin': Corruption, Poppy Playtime, Cookie Run Kingdom, Overwatch 2, Sonic.EXE, Joll and Conk, and Genshin Impact!

As I mentioned before, I'm probably not gonna be on tumblr often, SOO I'm gonna do a shameless plug and tell you my other social mediass!!

Ao3 – MysteriousMetonicShipper

Tiktok (main/random posts) – @/kkrispyking

..wattpad. (VERY dead but it has dsmp stories there) – @/RandomCrispy

and. a few disclaimers: i MIGHTT talk about some stuff ppl are sensitive to (likee.. toxic ships.. specifically shadowvanilla..... im insane abt those two..) SOOOO, if you don't like that stuff then either scroll ORRR just run as far as possible!

i also have your standard DNI listt. pls dni if you're a proshipper ("b-b-but you ship toxic ships!!!" ok yeah i ship shadowvanilla i dont ship little kids and adults though.), homophobe, racist, zionist, OR a zhongxiao shipper bc i WILL find you 🥹 /nsrs (but srsly if you're a zhongxiao shipper at least keep it away from me please!)

And I guess that's it!! not much else for me to say so erm... have a nice day!!

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

MSoG!Pickle has a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!

THATS RIGHT!! Just as our lovely employee here has said, CHAPTER 8 OF MINESHAFT OF GREED IS OUT!! Go read it for yourself BELOW!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I thank you all SO MUCH for your support AND patience! With my update times, I. truly dont think i should be classified as an author, but I digress. I'm a teen on the internet doing ts for free who REALLY gives a shit?

Where I go from here?... i dunno. honestly. school year is ending soon so i'll have more time on my hands (to play overwatch)

maybe i can continue one of my slow works.. . ORR i could completely start a new one for NO fucking reason!!

I guess we'll find out in time. I hope you all enjoyed Mineshaft of Greed!!

MysteriousMetonicShipper OUT !! 👑

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

EVIL CONK PARTY

'' look, i PROMISE if you all can get me those tokens, you can have aalll the revenge you want on that rock and frog. pinkie swears! has a god ever lied to you?

—

ANYWAYS! I've done the fandom, world, and whole universe a favor and made a Limbus Company x Joll and Conk AU!! With various villains from Seasons 1 and 2 being the sinners, Evil Conk being the "manager", and Mr.Infinity being the most useless and fraudulent version of Vergilius you've ever seen!

No, i don't have a Lobotomy Corp or Library of Ruina JNC au on the way, don't even joke lad. /silly

anyways, i'm posting about this mainly because i might post a few doodles relating to this au soon enough. its probably whay i'm focused on most next to chapter 7 of mineshaft of greed. yaoi.

also, evil conk's live reaction (if you're questioning the bandages, this is like 5 hours after tokens)

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK Y–

oh hey msog is my 2nd most popular jnc fic. . .

THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!! there's been an almost scary influx of MSOG enjoyers lately but hell, i'm VERY open to it! I'm so glad so many people love my silly, spontaneous idea. no matter HOW strange it is looking back on it.

Even if it's just a fanfic on ao3 this. was actually really important to me. i love msog so much holy fuck. and YES a major part of it is because spark's shirtless. /j

if you're wondering "tonic what the FUCK are you talking about what the hell is an msog"

Mineshaft of Greed! yeah remember that fanfic i plugged 16 years ago? well

it's done. lol

YOU SHOUD.. DEFINETELY READ IT.. AHAHA

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

if you ask where joll's cloak is im deleting your comment

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

why the FUCK is the joll and conk tag on ao3 redirecting to the PVP civ tag ohbmy god im gonna scream and cry and throw up

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

the power of friendship 💛

get this clanker off my screen he pmo.

anyways there's so much headcanon in this photo it makes me sick. im gonna barf.

p.s. dont ask who brushel is you wont like the answer.

[spookai69-420]

Get that BRUSH OFF OF MY SCREEN

They should kiss

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

the brush is STAYING 💔💔

n youre right they should.

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

the power of friendship 💛

get this clanker off my screen he pmo.

anyways there's so much headcanon in this photo it makes me sick. im gonna barf.

p.s. dont ask who brushel is you wont like the answer.

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

happy birthday gayboy

spak galor

(warning there's a ton of headcanon in this piece of art.)

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

SECOND TIME I'm advertising one of my fics but I can't play overwatch 2 rn so you're gettung another advert.

*ahem.*

HEY YOU! Do you like when characters are loosely inspired by evil sons of bitches from silly cookie game? No? Well Do you like Softwater? gotcha.

WELCOME TO PICKLE'S MINESHAFT OF GREED! A CRK-Beast Yeast inspired AU that. went in another direction FARR from CRK, but that's okay! I think? I hope it's okay. I PROMISE it's still gonna be. a little interesting at least?

look just read the god damn fic i have fanart too

[achillesuwu]

Well guess I made it even more yellow (code below !)

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[gaymonsstuff]

Idk if this counts as "spreading his legs" but whatever hate if you want💔/j // request by someone on my straw page that I cried on🥀// chat let me know if I should color this💔 I lowks can't draw spark but whatever.

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

STRAIGHT into the goon folder!!! <3 /j

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

Krispypoo

everybody jump this person

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

headcanon stealer man

"oh wow. i just made a new headcanon! i hope nobody steals it." a jnc fan says with joys.

little did they know. im the headcanon stealer man. and i will steal their headcanon

[pink-myths-and-frogs]

you want jnc headcanons? Ok!

Sometimes Buzz feels like she isn’t really a part of the group

Buzz felt guilty for not being able to save Golem when he died

Buzz has self esteem issues

Kibble likes to get flowers for Buzz

Kibble loves to steal things from the group when he is bored, like food, Jolls sword, etc.

When Kibble is misbehaving a lot, Golem will pick him up and keep him in the air until he stops messing around.

Kibble gets Conk into trouble a lot

Conk doesn’t like to be alone for long periods of time

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

just wanted to say Golem putting Kibble in air jail is absolutely peak.

[sunnydaydrawings]

dog man! dog dog(?)!

I love drawing him either way.

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

headcanon stealer man

"oh wow. i just made a new headcanon! i hope nobody steals it." a jnc fan says with joys.

little did they know. im the headcanon stealer man. and i will steal their headcanon

[railwynn]

What a Lil' Shit

[mysteriousmetonicshipper]

JNC MASTERLIST OF SHIPS (+ ages)

HELLO MY FELLOW JOLL AND CONKERS! WHO UP JOLL AND CONKING THEY SHIT RN?!?!?!

olay jokes aside as much as I love Spark Gaylord and the overarching story of Joll and Conk, I am also VERY intrigued by the amount of ships! SO! Being the no life that I am I've compiled a list of all JNC ships AS OF MAY 22ND 2025

This list is always updating! And by always I mean bi-weekly </3 SOOOOO AHEM AHEM I SUGGEST JOINING THE JNC DISCORD THAT JOLL RARELY FUCKING PLUGS.

god that man is such an entity HE'S NOT REAL.

and you may be wondering where Gold Ore is if you know me. WELL I have tragic news about that.

WE (and yes i mean we /j) have made the mistake of asking Joll the ages of season 2 villains

so yeah safe to say i killed myself that day-

KIDDINGGGGG. BUT! I adhere by the law so blehh gold ore dead

(BY THE WAY, RAINE IS CANONICALLY SPELLED RAIN. CHERRI IS CANONICALLY SPELLED CHERRY. I JUST LIKE TO GET A LITTLE SILLY. DO NOT LISTEN TO MY SPELLING.)

anyways hope you have a good day and uhh fics are being worked on.